Conán

The type of thing person who is always there for you even when the rain falls. They always look out for you and even though they might seem immature it’s just your shitty sense of humor. There naturally good in bed and are really thoughtful in relationships and will never cheat on you

Conán is so sexy I’d fuck him

by Gay nibba 68 February 21, 2019

conan gray

the most beautiful and perfect being that resides on earth

i love conan gray

by lov.aire June 5, 2020

Pull a Conan

The act of hurting oneself while performing a stunt on a late night show. Comes from the october, 2009 incident where Conan O'brien fell hitting the back of his head as he was performing a skit with guest Terri Hatcher. A few days later, Jay Leno Pulled a Conan by banging his head during the taping of a show. He did say, however, that he would've rather Pulled a Letterman.

Dude, I didn't notice that banana peel, totally Pulled a Conan.

Pimp: What's wrong with your head?
Hooker: Pulled a Conan last night after that chinese trick!

Watch out for that banana peel, I don't want you a Pull a Conan.

by DoriMoose October 9, 2009

Cephalic Carnage

The most brutally talented band in any extreme metal genre. WARNING: Listing to this band may cause an adrenaline rush so powerful that one will colapase into an epileptic sezuire untill the next song.

All I remeber after lisining to Cephalic Carnage was awaking with a split forhead, heavy riffage racking my brain, and I was soon diagnosed as having alpha-intercourse tourettesyndrome

by Dylan Neal December 16, 2003

Conan Withdrawal

The result of having to wait until September to see Conan O'Brien on television.

I am suffering from a bad case of Conan withdrawal.

by Conan Supporter February 7, 2010

Carnal Tunnel Syndrome

A tingling or numbness or a sharp, piercing pain shooting through the wrist as a direct result of engaging in pleasuring one's self while watching excessive porn.

Leisure Suit Larry is suffering from Carnal Tunnel Syndrome ever since his divorce was final 6 months ago.

by LaSpillway August 2, 2011

Carnage

1. Mass murder.
2. A nice Mayhem song. Euronymous' best.
3. Quite possibly Spiderman's worst enemy. One indestructible motherfucker!

Carnage wreaked Carnage while listening to his favorite Mayhem song, Carnage.

by Thrasher13 July 8, 2009