Conored it

To "Conor it" is used when someone drops the ball, usually in a critical catching situation. It is derived from Conor Murphy, an American citizen so poor at catching the ball, even "stone hands" doesn't quite give the term justice. Conor Murphy's lack of catching ability has earned the phrase to "Conor it", "Conoring it", or "Conored it" when a situation arises where a person is completely unable to execute a very simple catch.

"Bill Buckner simply needed to snap the grounder from 1st base to clinch the World Series title, but instead he Conored it and Mets were able to win."

"I totally Conored that catch, I am so disappointed in myself"

by UrbanUrman October 19, 2015

Concrete Chicken

The act of penetrating another's anus, while proceeding to pour a liquid concrete mixture inside of said anus, letting it dry, and attempting to pull out.

That concrete chicken really left me shitting bricks.

by TiggerNitties40 April 17, 2018

Concrete Slappers

A pair of large, flat, durable feet, ideal for walking barefoot on concrete, making a slapping noise.

I used to think Gary was a fuckin' idiot walkin' barefoot, you know, like he wanted to get tetanus or something, but I saw his feet, and he's got some concrete slappers.

by human fucking garbage October 22, 2022

Congrets

Congratulatory regrets

My friend John who is married and parties like he's single just told me the wife is pregnant in which I replied "Congrets".

by Vegas Roxx February 25, 2009

concrete

a super thick ice cream product, actually frozen custard. The original and world's best can be found at Ted Drewe's Frozen Custard in south St. Louis. You can stick a spoon it it and turn it upside down and the spoon stays stuck in the custard.

I waited in line half an hour at Ted Drewe's to get a chocolate concrete.

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

congressional

to act infantile and obstinate; to reject common sense in favor of self-interest regardless of consequences

"My, you are sure acting congressional today. Shame on you."

by Owens808 December 31, 2012

concrete princess

1. an overly lifted four wheel drive truck that does not, has not or is incapable of going offroad
2. the driver of the aforementioned truck

1. Hey check out that 14" lift on on that F-250, what a concrete princess!
2. Hey check out that concrete princess driving that F-250 with 14" of lift!

by jkdizzle December 9, 2007