Confuctuated

When you are so fucking confused words don't cut it anymore

" He was so confuctuated when he saw his wife cheating on him only to then find out the man was his son"

by Nokus Pocus January 4, 2023

ass contact

When you look at one's ass when they walk by you.

Hey man u listening?
Yeah, sorry I had some ass contact with Jane
Haha, it's okay

by thanospet October 21, 2011

BBM Contacts

Some people are really shallow and all they care about is how many contacts they have on BBM. This is Similar to Facebook friends.

Jemma: I've got 127 BBM Contacts
Mandy: I have 3 :(

by No-OnE-yOu-KnOw October 31, 2013

creamed contact

After receiving blue balls you excuse yourself to the restroom and release your self into her contact case.

Next morning bitch put in her creamed contacts!!

by Stormin Norman November 16, 2015

no-contact-cum

when a human male prematurely ejaculates after seeing a female but before sexual (or non-sexual) contact is initiated.

"dude, look at her, she is a no-contact-cum!"

"what?"

(jizzes pants)

"gross."

by georgelasealva December 9, 2016

butt contact

When two partners get together and use a device to connect both butts together.

A lonley old man meets a prostitute in a bowling alley, you know there's going to be some serious butt contact going on.

by Hugrew June 23, 2017

El Conductor

Deeply embedded in the folklore of Bandon, Ireland, El Conductor (bus driver) travels by bus around Cork in an attempt to find love.

“Yesterday I was on the bus and I think I saw El Conductor”

by matman2 May 8, 2018