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Chipotle Coma

n. plural -mas chi-poht-ley co·ma

a state of prolonged unconsciousness caused after eating a Burrito from Chipotle Mexican Grill, including a lack of response to stimuli, from which it is impossible to rouse a person.
After eating Chipotle for lunch a devastating Chipotle Coma ensued, and I was unable to complete any work.
by Nana09 August 6, 2009
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Battlefield Bad Company 2

A first person shooter game, set in a modern warfare context, popular for its online play. Released by EA and created by the game studio DICE.
Person 1: I love Modern Warfare 2, it almost makes me feel like someone cares about me.

Person 2: Dude, Modern Warfare 2 is like Battlefield Bad Company 2's retarded cousin.
by Dr Pimper April 9, 2010
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insurance company

An affiliation of pirate-gamblers who accept bets called premiums. The dollar amounts of the premiums are non-negotiable but the amounts of the claim settlements, should the company lose the bet, are rarely delivered without argument.
Bob payed his premiums faithfully for years but the insurance company steadfastly refused to pay his legitimate claim.
by The Doo Doo Guru November 25, 2004
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comando

wearing pants, skirts, or shorts without underwear
Last night I was with a girl who went camando on me. It was great.
by caught up April 29, 2005
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Campaign Car Syndrome

The state of a political campaign worker or volunteer's car in which the entire trunk, back seat, or other location is full of campaign literature, yard signs, buttons and other campaign related material.
Sarah's Prius suffered from campaign car syndrome for weeks after Obama was elected until she finally removed the last box of lit.
by DemInCa August 5, 2009
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Companion Dog Club

An assortment of mostly ugly lesbian women and fat gay men who cannot get along well in normal gathering type atmospheres (bars, clubs....). They thriven e on their ability to control dogs. They put these poor creatures through Agility Training, Behaviour modifications, and will even hold tournaments in public areas to show off said skills. They call their pets their "children" and may even let them swim in their pools. They even go so far as to have award ceremonies for these types of things!!! They are often wart infested which is more of a become what you hang with - resembling German Sheppards in a way.
Hey - let's meet at the Companion Dog Club training center tonight!

Sure Kelly - are we still going to pretend we are sisters?
by turthbetold2 July 14, 2010
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Comanche

Comanche's (NUMUNU)were, and still are, a Native American tribe widely known for their mastery of horseback riding and guerrilla warfare, which labeled them as the "Lords of the Plains".
This is how us Comanche's roll, Beyotch!!!

I am Proud to be Comanche.
by ComancheSamurai April 10, 2011
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