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Malicious compliance

When a superior gives you incredibly bad orders, and out of spite, you follow them to the letter, knowing the result is going to be disastrous.
Bobby: Don't change the formulas of this report. If you do, you're fired.
Frank: Whatever you say, boss.

Two weeks pass. Bobby calls Frank in to his office.

Bobby: You knew that report contained errors in its format. Why didn't you fix it, you shit?

Frank: Because you told me not to, you dick. It was malicious compliance.
by Laurentus February 11, 2018
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(Noun) a professional drinker that provides alcoholic induced emotional support to other drinkers at parties, bars, and clubs. They may also be referred to as a PDC.
That guy is always at the bar providing good sound almost believable advice. He must be a Professional Drinking Companion (PDC).
by kerb-stirer September 21, 2013
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Canon Compliant

A term used to describe a fanfiction's relationship to canon. It is used for fanfictions that are not set in an alternate universe (AU), meaning that the author made an effort to not contradict the canon setting, plot development, characters, etc.
Fangirl 1: I read this great fanfiction over the weekend
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tight as a fishes ass under compression

Someone who does not spend any money.............period!
He was as tight as a fishes ass under compression when it came time to getting any money out of him.....cunt.
by GS71 April 4, 2015
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The Lord Complexity

A group of people that will beat the shit out of you if you don't remember them
LISTEN UP YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!! THIS IS THE LORD COMPLEXITY, REMEMBER US! AND IF YOU DON'T, WE'RE GONNA BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!
by Cristo Piss November 1, 2017
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compoundnista

Used to describe a gaggle (or "faggle" as it were) of single gay men, that live together in a common goose-shit strewn compound property, sometimes lacking the regular use of bathing facilities for personal hygiene, and more often than not found to be smug and naive of the realities of the outside world. They are generally liked, but yet mocked in the local gay community. More often than not can be used to describe a group in the City of Bellingham in Washington State, and a transient sometimes tenant whom is not a mere mortal man, but commonly referred to and called "The Joseph", but of course that is NOT his "real" name, just a locally understood moniker. Similar groups can be found throughout the continental United States & possibly abroad. Synonym: "Faggle Commmune". ( See term "faggle" here on Urban Dictionary for further definition.) The term "compoundnista" was coined in fun via a local "Chuck-ism".
Man, the compoundnistas are actually out gracing us with their faggle presence tonight! Someone pass the soap, quick!
by SwimSomewhereElse November 24, 2016
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