cocoonville

Florida

"Momma is moving to a retirement complex in Florida son, take a look at the brochure Sunny Sands at Cocoonville "...."thats nice mom, i wont visit , ok ?"

by shotleyskunk February 10, 2021

Cocktongs

The hands used by someone who's always touching things they shouldn't.

Keep your cocktongs out of my spaghetti.

by GingerAssassin March 30, 2021

cockmonster

A character I made up that is just a very large pp with eyes and it eats people but not before ejaculating into their mouths until they burst open 卐

My dog was overtaken by the cockmonster

by Mikaiel February 12, 2022

Cocoon

Cocoon

He’s a cocoon

by anonymous February 22, 2022

Cocooning

The act of wrapping one’s sexual partner entirely in cling wrap (from head to toe), sans preferred orifice(s).

“Dude, my girlfriend and I tried cocooning during make-up sex last night. That shut her up quick.”

by Mothman69 October 21, 2022

cocklongster

cocklongster is called someone when they have a super big dick or either they have a small one.

Yo mate you're a cocklongster

by The Actuall Cocklongster October 14, 2022

Cockoo

When the male phallus inadvertently emergences through the gap in one’s boxer shorts, often unbeknownst to the owner, and hence resembling a cuckoo clock chiming.

Unlike a cuckoo clock, however, there is no pleasant sound, just the sight of some reprobate’s rancid schwantz.

Lawyer 1: ‘so I said rather comically, ‘mens rea’ sounds like the sibling of Dire and Gonnie, and she said..’
Lawyer 2: ‘I’m sorry, Babs but I cannot concentrate because of your cockoo.’
Lawyer 1: ‘My cuckoo? I don’t have a pet cuckoo?’
Lawyer 2: ‘I said ‘cockoo’, Babs, you wankbiscuit. Your tallywhacker is making an appearance about as welcome as Adolf at my bar mitzvah’

by Anonymous submissions January 11, 2024