The original Corona bug , developed in the late 90s by the Chinese government,which took 19 attempts to perfect and start a world pandemic
"Hey Bubba , whats that strange twitch you have ? "...." oh thats nuffin boy , i gots the Covid1 back in 97 , caught it from a Chinese girl in Tulsa, darn laid me low for three days ,and left me with this occassional twitch when i see Kung Fu movies, put the other channel on boy"
by shotleyskunk February 10, 2021
When you notice your skin is not as white as your mothers , and she admits to the former president having a one night stand with her back in Chicago,
" Ma how cums i hez a tint to my skin, and daddy has ginger hair? " .." Well Leroy, we had a thang going on back then Obamayamama ,,you get wot i am saying son ? ""
by shotleyskunk February 10, 2021
Hey Marlon , Sandy called me over to her place last night , and i ended up giving her head, she said i was from the top shelf of her local lickerstore, sweet !!
by shotleyskunk February 10, 2021
"Momma is moving to a retirement complex in Florida son, take a look at the brochure Sunny Sands at Cocoonville "...."thats nice mom, i wont visit , ok ?"
by shotleyskunk February 10, 2021