chencha dai deng

The most fucking annoying advert in South Africa.

OMG Did you hear that Katlego Maboe got fired from Outsurance for cheating on is wife?

Thank God. That means no more Chencha Dai Deng adverts.

by SadGalO1 November 1, 2020

minty clinch

Minty Clinch was a 16th century vagabond who plundered and raped his own kind but could not hack it when his grandmother in a waspie committed an act of buggery upon him with a wooden rod, leaving the distraught vagabond destitute, whereupon he took his own life.

"Where's Warren the Filth tonight?"
"He's doing a Minty Clinch down in Resolven car-park.

by William Tickle-Tockle December 6, 2015

clinchpoop

When it (poop) comes out, even though you're holding it in.

The small child clinchpooped in the grocery store, despite its recent potty training.

by timothy15782 September 13, 2008

cleechy

a person that follows people around who don't really want them to be there. they are clingy and leechy (leech) at the same time.

come to this party, but don't tell that cleechy kid.

by nini's a ninja April 30, 2006

clenchus

a slang word for a puckered anus

After his mom threw open the door to his room, he immediately formed a clenchus.

by iamtron March 11, 2009

clinched fist

The term used to discribe the tightness of a girls pussy. Usually very tight in nature, like a clinched fist.

"Damn, that shit's tighter than a clinched fist."

by B Lud March 26, 2008

Clanch

The act of crunching together one's bottom cheeks with enough force that the base of the spine audibly re-aligns itself.

Man, I got so mad, and I clanched so hard - it sounded like a rockfall!

by Orson_Kart June 12, 2016