Clarise

A gorgeous loving girl who everybody falls in love when you first see her! Unbelievably caring,has a big heart,shy,and independent!Very intelligent and sometimes thinks to much into things. When she sees something she doesn’t like she will automatically jump into conclusions...She is also a flirta lil bit of tease and gets a kick out of guys getting jealous of each other over her!!Shes a keeper! When she loves somebody hard...she’s the DOWNEST FEMALEon earth! When you want to meet up and you text her out of nowhere... she will literally stop what she’s doing just to go to see you!! She has great style and every guy would love to have a girl like clarise! SHE IS VERY LOYAL!!! This girls is very addicting! This girl will BLOW your mind in bed! She’s shy but the biggest freak you’ll ever meet!

Boy #1: ayoo!!! Who’s that?
Boy #2: who? Clarise? I know her!
Boy #3: let me holler yea?
Boy #2 nooo she’s going to reject you...trust me!!!

by True love ❤️ October 4, 2018

clarence

sexiness

Clarence is awesome.

by JJWATT March 10, 2015

clarence

To pleasure a girl by rubbing only her clit.

My girlfriend doesn't really like being fingered, shes more into being clarenced.

by J-Wit July 24, 2008

Clarence Thomas

(Noun) slang for area of the female anatomy (Vagina). Used after justice thomas issued the lone dissenting opinion in a strip search of a teenager who was believed to be hiding an ibuprofen in her underwear
The other eight justices decided the search violated the 4th amendment.

Usage: "Keep your Johnson away from my Clarence Thomas or I'll get knocked up!"

by watchdoggie June 25, 2009

Flaming Clarinet

A sexual act that occurs when person A shits into a clarinet, lights it on fire, and forcible inserts it into the anus or vagina of person B. This is not a sexual act for the faint of heart.

Becky: Ohhhhh, baby, give me that flaming clarinet!
Ryan: I don't know, I just pooped. I don't think I can squeeze one out right now.
Becky: It's fine. I just ate Taco Bell; the poop is flowing like the Rio Grande!

by Cockdriller August 11, 2010

non-caring feet

Feet that can range from Men's size 9-11 because they simply do not care which size they are. (especially helpful when in need of borrowing a pair of shoes)

Dude, can I borrow your shoes for gym?
Sure! Wait, what size are you?
Oh, I have non-caring feet.


My feet aren't small, they're just non-caring feet. What, you've never heard of that?

by myfeetdontcare90 January 5, 2009

Clarinet

A long black pole that you suck, blow, and finger.

I play the clarinet

by Synthetic_Block August 22, 2018