Spamta Claus

When you get a lot of Christmas related spam mail from unknown sources.

Joe: hey, so whats on your wishlist this Christmas Nick?
Nick: I just wish Spamta Claus dint show up.

by nukular9 January 2, 2010

Candy Canus

The act sticking a candy cane in your girls ass and using the hooked end to stimulate her clitorus.

You should have heard her scream when I gave her the Candy Canus !
She sure had a merry Christmas from that Candy Canus !
Old Saint Nick gave her the Candy Canus.

by Bretsus December 7, 2011

audio claustrophobia

The feeling when you're in a small space or confined space you can't, or feel like you can't get out of, and there is excessive noise that you feel like chaos is just everywhere, it is surrounding you. (Can also be related to misophonia)

When my audio claustrophobia kicks in....

*sitting in small classroom with 30+ people*

Pencil tapping
12 conversations
Obnoxious laughter

Teacher yelling
Pencil case dropped

Teacher scolding someone

Footsteps
Music
Shouting

*has nervous breakdown*

by Car Duffy November 13, 2013

Santa Claus

A fat make-believe man that is very stupid and brain-washes all the kids to believe that he owns the North Pole and gives all kids presents on jesuses birthday and makes all the kids think about everything but jesus

Santa claus Is a very spoiled person

by 223s908 December 3, 2019

Santa Claus

Fat old teleporting man which breaks into houses via the chimney (who knows how in apartments), steals cookies and milk and leaves behind boxes wrapped in paper

"Who's Santa Claus?"
"Oh, he breaks into houses on Christmas and leaves behind presents"

by notarealperson111 December 7, 2020

China Claus

China Claus is the fictitious person who brings a Christmas gift in which the contents disclaimer reads, “Specific colors and contents may yary from illustrations, pls in kind prevail.”

Wow! Look at these amazing toothbrushes that China Claus brought me! Good thing I know how to brush my teeth because these directions don’t make any sense!

by Chadfish December 24, 2020

Hozayin Clause

The Hoyazin Clause is a clause/rule in online communities, originating on the popular social app "Discord".

The original clause states: "Even if a person does not explicity break one of the rules listed here, staff members still reserve the right to punish someone for damaging the health of the chat. This can be all manner of things, and is down to individual moderator interpretation." Later versions of the clause will typically include a spell check to the word "explicity", correcting it to "explicitly".

Historical context: Ex-owner roygbiv#7628 from the blåhaj Discord (discord.gg/blahaj) banned user Hozayin#7999 for "being shitty" despite not explicitly breaking any rules. This appears to be known as "The Hozayin Clause Incident". From this incident came the full-fledged rule. Interestingly, both the ex-owner roygbiv and user Hozayin are no longer in said Discord server.

User 1: "I heard danielsalt was banned - why's that?"
User 2: "Dunno, he was a bit of a prick though - probably the Hozayin Clause".

by danielsalt September 1, 2021