chapsticking

A sexual act involving A.) The tip of a man's penis and B.) A female's lips. The act is performed while a man is ejaculating and simetaneosly rubbing his penis around her mouth, as if he were using a tube of chapstick.

Dude I was totally chapsticking that Tawanese hooker you call a sister last night. Her lips were glazed like a Krispy Kreme.

by Carstano September 5, 2008

Cheapass

A person who is tight with there money and finds the cheapest way out of things and is also someone who stingily avoids spending money. Similar to cheapskate.

Gabriel: (buys food for the family) I cant believe this Little Caesars pizza only cost my five bucks.

Sylvia: YOU CHEAPASS!!!

by Trackstar118 July 1, 2009

cheap thrills

Cheap thrills is recieving pleasure or "thrill" and spending very little or no money at all on it. To gain more understanding listen to Cheap thrills by Sia.
The term could also be used as another word for a free bootycall.

Jessica: I'm a bit low on cash.
Jord: No problem, cheap thrills this weekend?
Jessica: Yeah we don't need cash to have a good time.

Or

Brandon: You up for a cheap thrill?
Natasha: Boy, I ain't about that cheap hoe life. You better be paying for this.

by Psypixie September 2, 2016

folded like a cheap suit

To give in on something you felt so strongly about only a moment ago.

He had sworn to never let his self sufficient adult children move back into his house, but when his 24 year old pregnant daughter showed up crying on his doorstep with nowhere else to go, the poor man folded like a cheap suit and welcomed her in.

by Judy Mitchell June 11, 2008

chapstick erection

When you pop open your chapstick only to find that, inexplicably, the wax has fully extended itself out of the base, bearing a disturbingly similar appearance to a dog's erect penis

Person 1: "Hey can I borrow your chapstick?"
Person 2: "Okay here"
Person 1: "Thank y--aww, god!!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Freakin' chapstick erection."
Person 2: "Oh, sorry. Not sure how that happened."
Person 1: "Eh, it's alright. Was anyone looking?"

by Picker McBoogers November 21, 2009

cheap trick

CHEAP TRICK: The best rock-n-roll band America has ever produced.

CHEAP TRICK: A low-down, dirty, underhanded play to derive humor from another person's humuliation.

CHEAP TRICK: A john who stiffs a hooker.

CHEAP TRICK: A john who leaves a small tip for a hooker.

CHEAP TRICK: Truly America's Best and Most Under Rated Rock-N-Roll Band!

by Cheap Trick Fan 4 Life August 12, 2003

cheap hooker

a whore that will give her pussy or asshole for as cheap as a dollar

that cheap hooker sold me her pussy for a $2, what a dirty whore

by 12eedrsdf May 25, 2016