case of the monday's

symptoms of a useless or horrible Monday morning after returning from the weekend, used in the movie Office Space

Sounds like a case of the monday's

by alpine January 25, 2004

career victim

1) Noun; a person who keeps making very stupid decisions while at the same time lacking the prudence to learn from his or her mistakes, therefore doomed to make the same mistakes again and again.
Figuratively speaking, someone who fell down the "stupid tree" and hit every brach on the way down.

2) Noun; synonymous for con artist. A person who continues to engage in irresponsible/stupid behaviour and uses the consequences of such behaviour to make him-/herself "the victim" in order to gain pity or sympathy.

We do not wish to encourage career victims, nor do we wish to penalize customers who make the occassional mistake.

by Mentor May 20, 2005

Cakee

Pleasing, agreeable, or enjoyable; giving pleasure. Socially acceptable or adept; polite

John: One is very cakee today.
Darby: Better watch it or the batter will fly!

by DarbyCrash March 3, 2009

MJ Case

A situation that is really nothing, but, is blown way out of proportion by other people.

I Accidentally lost a dollar my girlfriend gave me, now she thinks i gave it to some other women thats all part of some conspiracy shit. She made this little thing a whole MJ case!

by Jew's are people too, maybe June 25, 2010

Glass Case of Emotion

When you have a very hurtful or terrifying feeling that threatens your very moral fiber while you happen to be inside a phone booth. This phrase was introduced to the public in the Will Ferrel movie Anchor Man.

Im trapped in a glass case of emotion... Will Ferrel

by DMF May 27, 2005

clear phone case

An indication a person might be bisexual

Did you see, Brittany has a clear phone case. I think she might like girls too

by Pseudo Homonym December 5, 2020

charity case

(n) A person who never has any money and/or is constantly broke. Yet, this person never has any problem with always asking you to lend him/her some cash. The biggest problem they have is paying you back on time, if ever.

These people are the object of both pity and utter disdain by many.

"You can kiss that $20 you let Ed borrow goodbye. He's a real charity case."

by P. Dubya July 7, 2007