Broken Whoopee Cushion

When you farted as you sneeze at the same time, used to hide the fart sounds.

PersonA "Aw, that sneeze was stanky, did you commit broken whoopee cushion?"
PersonB "Pffft, no." Proceeds to hide fart with sneezing.

by Donaja Marjun February 23, 2021

Southern Whoopie cushion

When you get your significant other to blow into your ass and without moving fart back into her mouth , repeat process

demarkusaun:What did you do last night with klushaundra?
Demandre: you ever heard of the Southern Whoopie Cushion?

by luckyman91 January 10, 2019

St Louis Pin Cushion

When you are the guy in angry, misandrist, neo feminist, basement, gang-pegging porn.

David is so stupid, the only job he could get was to work as a St Louis Pin Cushion!

by Dog of Mystery May 4, 2025

Sofa Cushion

Nickname for the name Sofia. Awesome and beautiful girl. :)

guy: Omg im in love with this girl, she is so awesome
guy2: who Sofa Cushion
guy: yea

by unicornsflying4evah July 12, 2017

Cushion grinder

An expelling of air from one’s butt into a cushion, making an obnoxious grinding-like noise.

Brenda: what the he’ll kind of fart was that?
Bob: yeah! It was a real cushion grinder!!

by Ale house 1 April 16, 2019

cushion friendly

Someone who is enjoys or doesn’t mind pubic hair, specifically for penetration thus having some “cushion”

“Hey C, you can come back to my place, but I haven’t shaved yet.” - J

“It’s ok J, I’m cushion friendly” -C

by Takaki Tono February 18, 2021

koozie cushion

When a man with a cock length of 11 inches or longer uses a beer koozie around the base of his penis to cushion the extra yardage that wont fit into a girl's pussy. Both useful for the man and the woman.

"That bitch was so short I had to straight up koozie cushion!"

or

"Baby, Im gonna have to Koozie Cush yo shit."

by veegee75 January 15, 2009