Cushion Pusher

Not dirty. Literally a professional who has the job of pushing cushions around. Not about sex.

My father, and my father's father before him and now me. We have all worked as cushion pusher.

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

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Illinois Whoopee Cushion

While having oral sex with a female, spread the vagina and blow into it. Then tickle her to make her queef.

During oral sex, I gave my wife an Illinois Whoopee Cushion.

by Blow Hole Man November 02, 2022

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When a dude comes in another dudes ass and proceeds to fart that cum into a vagina thus causing conception of a gay fart baby.

Me: "hey Andrew H. how where you conceived?
Andrew.: "just your typical California whoopee cushion."
Me: "it's not typical"

by Recycle champ July 18, 2024

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When you get your significant other to blow into your ass and without moving fart back into her mouth , repeat process

demarkusaun:What did you do last night with klushaundra?
Demandre: you ever heard of the Southern Whoopie Cushion?

by luckyman91 January 10, 2019

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An alternate title for cockwarming, where one person's phallice is used as a cushion for another person to sink down onto

Person 1 (male): So you're gonna warm me up?
Person 2: Yep. Your dick's gonna be my own personal cock cushion!

by swagmaster35 June 20, 2021

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When there is an awkward moment, the words 'whoppee cushion' are muttered in the silence.

Was talking about Nathalie's party and then realised Emily wasn't invited and she was standing right there.. total whoppee cushion.

by geepc January 07, 2011

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Is the act of squeezing and fitting/fixing ur head inside the vagina pussy where both flaps wrap around ur entire head.

She meat cushioned me last night!
Are you able to meat cushion a guy with ease ?
Are you into meat cushioning ?

by Iysyaboyskinnypenis October 23, 2017

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