Cover the cushions

When nature, by way of a chilling breeze or sudden rainfall, makes you realize your genitals are exposed.

Brrrr...I've gotta cover the cushions!

by Rod Peters November 4, 2025

Anthony cushion

He is a content creator who’s most famous on YouTube. Anthony is gay and he is married to Nick Toteda.

Person 1: who’s Anthony Cushion?
Person 2: oh he’s just a gay dude

by Amminii January 5, 2023

corona cushion

Weight gain due to excessive comfort eating during pandemic mandated social distancing.

My jeans have gotten a little tighter with this corona cushion.

by bittergreens March 20, 2020

Cushion Queen

Another term for a woman with a large buttock.

The status of the American cushion queen has seen tremendous improvement since the release of Jennifer Lopez's 2001 album, "J.Lo" .

by Conab October 7, 2016

California whoopee cushion

When a dude comes in another dudes ass and proceeds to fart that cum into a vagina thus causing conception of a gay fart baby.

Me: "hey Andrew H. how where you conceived?
Andrew.: "just your typical California whoopee cushion."
Me: "it's not typical"

by Recycle champ July 18, 2024

Broken Whoopee Cushion

When you farted as you sneeze at the same time, used to hide the fart sounds.

PersonA "Aw, that sneeze was stanky, did you commit broken whoopee cushion?"
PersonB "Pffft, no." Proceeds to hide fart with sneezing.

by Donaja Marjun February 23, 2021

Ring cushion

Giving a girl a ring to get in her pants but never having the intention to marry her.

Hey that chick I met last night would be a perfect candidate for a good old ring cushion.

by SunnySwizZz May 29, 2020