Whoopee cushion

The act of blowing air into one's anus and punching one in the stomach causing a forceful fart.

I gave Jeff a whoopee cushion after he drank all those long island ice teas.

by Giggitygiggitygiggitygiggity January 22, 2017

Cushion grinder

An expelling of air from one’s butt into a cushion, making an obnoxious grinding-like noise.

Brenda: what the he’ll kind of fart was that?
Bob: yeah! It was a real cushion grinder!!

by Ale house 1 April 16, 2019

Bump Cushion

A large (or small) ball of dough creating a 1:1:1:1 mixture of crisco, whole wheat flour, sugar, and borax, designed to poison cockroaches through dehydration.

Hank: “Dude, what is this giant glob of

dough sitting on your counter?”
Leroy: “Oh, that’s just a Bump Cushion I

made this morning.”

by SmallBoyJohnson October 12, 2019

personal cushion

Another word for butt. Was first coined on Ellen's Game of Games.

Ellen: According to the Urban Dictionary and the Oxford Thesaurus, name another word for butt.

Beth: personal cushion!

by YuvalMonster April 3, 2018

Poopy Cushion

When you shit in your roommates pillowcase.

My roommate sucks, so I gave him a poopy cushion.

by Jimmysensei May 23, 2018

corona cushion

Weight gain due to excessive comfort eating during pandemic mandated social distancing.

My jeans have gotten a little tighter with this corona cushion.

by bittergreens March 20, 2020

Pushin’ the Cushion

Used in dirt track racing.

Used to describe someone who is racing their car on the top lane.

Dude, Brian Malcom was pushin’ the cushion last night at the track.

by Apoll0_ March 21, 2020