cooking teacher

a person that is not qualified to be an actual cook and is only in the school because it is the only job they can get. Also get's annoyed about ABSOLUTLY ANYTHING!

cooking teacher: a piece of shit

by sigma chad rizzler August 24, 2022

Cooking sac

Cooking sac is another way to say that you’re really high (most commonly in reference to marijuana)

This bud has got me cooking..

what are you cooking bro?

I’m cooking sac man.

by DolphDingler April 19, 2023

Cooking the crawfish

The act of anal sex with a Cajun girl

He was cooking the crawfish with his new girlfriend last night

by Wilco264 May 5, 2023

Cooking the hamburger over the hotdog

When a woman is finished getting gangbanged and her vagina is destroyed, finally sits on her cucks weiner.

My girlfriend really enjoyed cooking the hamburger over the hotdog at the neighborhood BBQ but I left feeling kinda of emasculated

by LordBuckNaked August 15, 2024

Cooking pot

When you spread a males ass and stick the handle of a cooking pot in it while your dick is in the ass as well. While fucking the male in the ass you shit in to the cooking pot that’s handle is inserted in the ass.

I cooking pot the big black man I was fucking

by Gcockkk October 23, 2023

Cooking meth

similar to the internet slang term cooking.But usually it’s crazy or nonsensical.

example one

“You know what if fish could fly fishing would be easier ”-High person

“Damn yo Cooking meth”-his friend

example two

“Like damn that guy rap was about smoking on the moon with satan but he was Cooking meth”-Random person

by Icannothink December 26, 2023

Cooking like MF

"Cooking like MF" stands for making beats like american producer rapper MF DOOM. He is considerd by most of rap listeners the best producer in the rap game.

They were cooking like MF.

by TheGreekMinotaur March 21, 2024