floating circus

a term used to describe a person you long for who is miraculous and wonderful, but out of your reach

GUY 1: dude i love her so much
GUY 2: then go for her !

GUY 1: i would but she’s just a floating circus

by dadddylongjohns June 9, 2018

Circus Jerk

A mutual masturbation party among clowns, freaks, and other carnival folk.

After the Saturday performance in the tent, we're having a Circus Jerk out back by the animal trailers.

by Pirazynone February 8, 2022

Circus clown

A clown at a circus.

He was a 400 pound comedian that hit puberty at 10 and did backflips across the stage in case the audience missed the circus. He was a circus clown.

by Solid Mantis January 10, 2021

Circus clown

A clown at a circus.

He was a 400 pound comedian who hit puberty at 10 and did backflips across the stage, leaving craters everywhere in case the audience missed the circus. He was a circus clown.

by Solid Mantis January 10, 2021

Soot Circus

A group of African American individuals

Oh honey I don’t wanna go to Popeyes, it’s always a soot circus in there.

by Chronobreak June 26, 2022

brown circus

A plague that hits unsuspecting office workers; especially after lunch or on long weekends. Watch out, or you might get brown circused too!

Greg gets the brown circus up to 6 times a day.

by achbee anonymous May 12, 2009

circus tits

When one breast is obviously larger than the other. Or one breast sags more. Basically a term for mismatched breasts.

Example: "I'm having trouble finding a bra that fits my damn circus tits!"

by Les Mackenzie November 27, 2006