camberwell carrot

An extremely large spliff. (After a reference in the film, Withnail & I.)

Danny: The joint I am about to roll requires a craftsman and can utilize up to twelve spliffs. It is called a Camberwell carrot.
(From Withnail & I.)

by Johnny S. April 1, 2003

Cambell

A genuine, nice friendly guy, who shows great affection towards others. He usually falls in love with one person and tries his best to keep her happy and make her feel great about herself, and will never let her go even when it seems like the right thing to do. He loves them like no-one else. He also tries to keep everyone happy even if it does not make him happy. An all round people pleaser and an awesome guy to be friends with

"Hey Cambell, do you want to go play football? wed like you to play with us"
"yeah sure, but im not very good"

Teacher-"we need a volunteer to go take the rubbish out"
Cambell-"Ill do it!"

by happyman105 February 8, 2012

Cambridge University of Neutron Technology

A really funny fake university. See also Sam Houston Institute of Technology.

I went to Cambridge University of Neutron Technology and I still remember the day I graduated from CUNT University.

by Andrew June 18, 2006

cambridge posh twats

cambridge university has a particular slant on a posh twat. The graduates of cambridge tend to be in love with their own success and are secretly jealous of anyone even vaguely more successful than them. For example any other cambridge graduate. The most successful moment for these people was getting into the college, graduating and then spending the rest of their lives "I went to cambridge", getting married in cambridge and marrying other cambridge graduates and then desperately spending their lives clawing onto their pocket of success and having to fund their superiority and status anxiety.

cambridge posh twats "I can't go to my cambridge reunion because I haven't achieved anything and no, a husband, children, successful career and my own home do not count as any palpable success, please don't call me a cambridge posh twat you chav".

by sinic June 21, 2010

cambone

The act of using webcams to have cybersex with another person. This act is quite common using yahoo messenger or stickam chat services. One person contributing to the act is usually degraded at a later time when the other camboner shares screenshots with their fellow chatters.

"Wanna cambone? Come on, it’ll be fun. You know how much I love you. Besides, nobody will ever know. It’s just you and me."

by Not_Fred December 9, 2008

Cambrie

The most amazing person on the planet. Always there for you and is really pretty.

My best friend is cambrie

by EmiliaR.Q September 3, 2018

Chad Cambria

Whilst his name may be Gabe, he is called Chad by his close friends and fans. He has an Instagram fan page run by lesser_chad, one of his most devoted fans. Chad’s interests are band, fortnite, women, and cocomelon. Some of Chad’s best friend is probably the marching band drum major, but my dealer won’t tell me where he got that.

“Oh my god, Chad Cambria is really here!!”
“That man, Chad Cambria, is such a chad.”

by sadly_drawn November 5, 2021