Boris

A bumbling but cunning and deceitful baffoon who pushes himself forward to be a key leader and who will do anything to convince enough people to give him that power and influence - especially lying, repeating meaningless catchphrases over and over, twisting and changing the rules and adopting a belief that is contrary to what he previously believed if it gives him a cause that will help him to gain power and influence. He will promise you the world with no real intention of achieving it or will promnise very little but will make it sound really amazing.
Verb tense: To act like the person described above

He acted like a complete Boris in order to get the job.
He borissed the job OR he borised them to get the job.

by JackoJumble December 20, 2019

the boris

The boris is when you bust a nut in your gf’s mouth then when she swallows you slap her stomach making her cough it up and it sounds like Boris Johnson’s rambaling.

I gave my girlfriend the boris last night

by Whining and dining ya girl January 8, 2019

Borised

To take a ride on one of the Barclay's Bike Hire bicycles in London. After Boris Johnson the Mayor of London who introduced the scheme in August 2010

The sun was shining so I Borised from Marylebone to Covent Garden

by Massive Wanker September 25, 2010

Boris

An abnormally large, deformed, and hairy penis

I saw a russian horse master lurking down the hallway, and he had a huge boris protruding from his pants.

by Rosey D November 27, 2007

Boris

The most beautiful boog ever created. A sweet angel muffin with a mole on the side of his nose. A most powerful asian man. He has the voice of an angel and the body of a Greek god. When you see him it is only natural to gasp. Will treat his girlfriend right.

I saw Boris yesterday walking down the street and I stopped in my tracks. He was stunning.

I heard Boris sing last weekend and I almost cried all my tears. What a talented boy.

by Stargirl16 July 3, 2019

boris

a word you can use for when you need to poo :)

person one: hey man, I'm just going to go and drop a Boris, call back later

by imwearingaredjumper February 17, 2021

Boris

A broken promise (esp: one that is repeated again and again)

To make a promise that you intend to break (usually again)
To make a false promise.

Someone who makes promises but never keeps them is 'a Boris' (adj)

'Don't believe a word this Boris tells you!"
"Is that a promise or a Boris?"

"He Borised to mow the lawn, I just know it!" (verb)

"If hear one more Boris from you!"

by Jonny Boeing December 15, 2019