crotch booger

Dried mucous formations that cling to pubic hair around the vagina and anus.

Wow! I went down on that chic and got a mouthful of crotch boogers.

by cesever August 23, 2007

Booger

An annoying person that you can't get away from. Much like a booger, this person is very annoying and the only way to get rid of them is by wiping them off to someone else. The other person must now deal with this annoying booger.

"Here comes the booger"
"Man I can't stand this guy he won't go away!"

by 808s&heartbreak January 12, 2009

Boogerdamus

Contrary to what you might think, Boogerdamus is not a predictor of Boogers. A Boogerdamus is best defined as one who is facetious, cantankerous, and pugnacious, yet still has that lovely boyish charm you would expect from someone with such an awesome nickname. Basically he's a cornucopia of broodiness, sassiness, and fun!

"Ashley W., don't be such a Boogerdamus."
"That Ashley is such a Boogerdamus, he's always trying to be slick about things."

by Heather Megan April 8, 2008

BOOGED

The act of getting your hopes up or being severely disappointed beyond belief.

That guy completely booged me the other day.

I got booged, my shock bolt is loose and i trusted that guy. I

by FDD April 6, 2014

Card Boogers

That sticky stuff used to stick cards to paper in ads

"Hey, honey - we got an offer for 0% interest on a new credit card!"
"You stay away from me with those card boogers"

by dabizill November 30, 2009

Phantom Booger

After blowing your nose on a tissue, a phantom booger is a booger that did not make it to the tissue and is nowhere to be found. Common destinations of the phantom booger are your arms, hair, face, steering wheel, keyboard, and monitor. Phantom boogers can potentially lead to embarrassment and awkward social situations.

Dude #1: Dude, I just blew my nose and the booger is nowhere to be found!

Dude #2: Dude, it must be a phantom booger!

Dude #1: I must find it!

Dude #2: Dude, it's on your cheek!

Dude #1: o noes!!

by TehTonster January 16, 2009

booge

stuck up , sell out.

"u sell out, acting all booge" ,I dont want a booge bitch, want me cuz im rich

by Arod25 January 29, 2008