Kari bollinger

Dumb

Kari bollinger is mad dumb

by NateyK April 19, 2022

belly bonding

A completely platonic act of intimacy in which one party (possessing an outty belly button) connects with another party (possessing an inny belly button) by inserting or “bonding" the corresponding body parts like matching puzzle pieces

Jeff: yo dude I totally bonded with my gf last night
Brian:how far'd you get
Jeff: belly bonding
Brian: Holy fucking shit

by Beyternames April 24, 2022

Spalding Balding

When your pubic hair starts falling out after to many trips to Spalding County ie Griffin.

I saw roger in the shower yesterday and he’s got a serious case of Spalding Balding. I told him to stay out of Griffin

by Mind_surgeon July 2, 2022

Empirical Bonding

The mutual bonds asylum seekers create with each other that arise from observational and experiential harms.

Empirical bonding - It could be said that transgender asylum seekers enter Direct Provision under the blind assumption that it is an environment where one can create an empirical bond with the community.

by Canada (2022) October 13, 2022

Junk Bonding

Actively pursuing making friends with the wrong people for alternative gain or for self sabotage.

Example one:

Mike: Why are you talking to that guy?
John: Oh I'm junk bonding so that I can get us those football tickets.

Example two:

Howard: I have never understood why you talk to that woman.
Pete: I'm junk bonding with her cause I'm in a dark place and I need to see this through.

by Wholeeyo October 26, 2022

Pair Bonding

Oh wow! A porn girl is invoking pair bonding!? Holy shit the red-pill is kicking in!

Hym "So... Watching porn affects a man's ability to pair bond... But banging a bunch of fat-cocks... Doesn't have an effect on pair bonding? What!? SO... She won't date a porn guy. She's too good to date a porn guy... Why? Probably pre-selection. If you have to watch porn, women probably aren't throwing themselves at you, if women aren't throwing themselves at you then you probably don't have a fat cock, and (in the words of Kevin Samuels) if you don't have a fat cock what reason does she have to sleep with you? Other then supplementary income (obviously). Hilarious! She hit the red pill guys with the uno reverse!"

by Hym Iam February 23, 2024

Gold Bonding

Also known as Boy Bonding.

When a bunch of guys get ina circle and pass around Gold Bond. Everyone puts in their hand the reaches down their pants, and puts it on their balls.

Afterword everyone shakes hands

We're definitely gold bonding at the bachelor party!

by Gidonidus May 20, 2024