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wet blumpkin

A blumpkin given while experencing a case of diarrhea.
She gave me a wet blumpkin, and it took her an hour to get her face cleaned up.
by Blumpy Guy February 1, 2005
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country blumpkin

A blumpkin that is recieved in a porta potty or outhouse rather than the typical toilet.
He's taking forever...he must be getting a country blumpkin in there.
by Maximus Pryme October 25, 2008
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The Covington Blumpkinator

The action of a person receiving a blowjob and getting their ass hole eaten out at the same time while taking a poop.
Taylor and Katie break down bathroom doors in Covinton High School in order to give The Covington Blumpkinator to their terrified victims.
by 50 Shades of Guff December 9, 2012
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blumpkin turnover

where the women is flipped upside down in a 69 position while doing a blumpkin so that she has a close up view of the fecal release.
that bitch likes to get splashed in the face so we do a blumpkin turnover.
by stanstheman June 13, 2006
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Kentucky Fried Blumpkin

Eating a bucket of KFC while receiving a Blumpkin.
Being the model of efficiency, Heather decided to give him a Kentucky Fried Blumpkin, thereby killing 3 birds with one stone... Food, sex and shat.
by Thunderwulf June 30, 2005
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Blumpkin Supreme

The act of a blumpkin (when a female factor performs oral on a male factor during the process of defecation) and the male factor sneezes, causing sensory overload, and the heart may even possibly stop beating. Blumpkin supremes also require at least eight straight minutes of the performance, optional switching of the positions, and all-out screaming and yelling
kyle received a hxc blumpkin supreme and was rushed to the hospital, to quickly be revived by nurse alanna.
by brookiee12 January 5, 2008
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Blumpkin Jack

The act of a crazy buff guy sitting on a toilet in the house of a dirty mexican while receiving a blumpkin by a Wizard of Oz character (preferably the lion or a munchkin).
Bryan: Whoa! You look you happy

Jake: I just got the best Blumpkin Jack from LVG!
by BlumpkinLoverSanchez November 21, 2010
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