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dick bender

A woman who sprains dicks
"Man, Maria, you hoochy mamma!!....you're such a dick bender. You sprained my dick for the 5th time this week. You keep this up, and I'll be able to pee around corners."
by soar in AZ December 15, 2008
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David Banner

David Banner - v. To whisper in a girl's ear on the dance floor over loud music. Coined from the vocal style of the artist David Banner.
I David Bannered and got those digits.
by k_cool September 28, 2007
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ass banner

A tattoo on the lower back. Often used as an adertisement for sexual availability

Also called a tramp stamp, bumper sticker, or ass antlers.
Lindsey got an ass banner so that everyone would know she was available.
by Wyld Stallyns August 22, 2007
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Bacon Bender

Very similar to an alcohol "bender," when you go on a bacon eating spree. So you wake up in the morning intending to fry two pieces of bacon for breakfast, then decide to fry up the whole package and things spiral out of control. You have four pieces of bacon with breakfast, then have a BLT for lunch, then make bacon wrapped dates for an appetizer with bacon wrapped filet mignon for dinner. And all you can think about is bacon!
Damn, I need a bacon fix, I'm about to fry up a few packages of bacon and go on a bacon bender all weekend!
by lodsxu64 September 10, 2011
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Benker

You're such a benker
by benker June 24, 2004
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Stark Spangled Banner

The Avengers pairing of Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, and Bruce Banner (Iron man, Captain America, The Hulk)
Amy is a fan of Pepper and Tony being a couple, but I prefer Stark Spangled Banner.
by Mangaka of the CENTURY November 5, 2012
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fender bender

small, harmless accident that does nothing but bend the fender, hence the name.
the faggot that backed into me in the parking lot wanted to sue over a fender bender.
by McCheesy November 1, 2003
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