Bench Hole

The booth seat that’s built into the wall at a restaurant, usually trapping at least one unlucky person who must awkwardly scoot in and out while everyone else watches. And is the result of when someone confidently forgets the word booth and invents a brand-new, deeply incorrect term for the wall seat at a restaurant

Don’t sit in the bench hole unless you’re ready to climb over three people just to go to the bathroom.

Bench Hole by BenchHole March 10, 2026

Deep Bench

When someone has enough manpower to replace people who drop out.

xpt.de

"So we continue without Del?"
"Trust me, our boss has a very deep bench."

Deep Bench by xpt.de June 25, 2021

face like a welders bench 

based on a used welders bench, when welding lots of small lumps of metal fly of the object being welded as sparks and solidify on the bench giving it a spotted lumpy look. therefore a girl with a face like a welders bench is ugly, spotty, has a pock marked face, generally rough and not a pleasant sight

A: eeeuurrgh, that lucy's got a face like a welders bench
B: yeh she's well butters

face like a welders bench by ontour May 25, 2012

Park bench boys 

Men that like to have sex on park benches

Clayton is the king of the park bench boys

Park bench boys by B16T2T5hhmb November 2, 2016

Hot Bench 

Shitting your pants while seated. Often as the result of an urgent need to defecate but not heeding the seriousness of your body's cry, thinking you can hold it or reluctancy to use public facilities.

Ate some bad Mexican food last night and wound up sitting on the Hot Bench in class this afternoon!

Hot Bench by loosestool October 18, 2017

Ahmer Bench 

Your max bench plus a couple of pounds, used to emphasise how much weight you are capable of bench-pressing in the gym environment.

Person 1: Yo how much can you bench?
Person 2: 250lbs
Person 1: is that your Ahmer Bench or your real bench
Person 2: My Ahmer Bench is 320lbs nize it

Ahmer Bench by nyeahehc April 16, 2019

muff bench 

The female equivalent of tea bagging.

Tina snuck up on Dan while he was sleaping and gave him a muff bench.

muff bench by Dan Stark August 1, 2006