Ruby Barker. Although at first on the outside she may seem unavailable and locked away, in reality shes the softest, biggest simp you’ll ever fall in love with. She’ll ramble on about nothing for hours on end... yet you won’t mind as her rambling is hilarious and is almost melodic in how rhythmic it is. Her pale pink lips give a smile that could kill someone on the spot. She has deep forest green eyes that you could very easily get lost in that seem to always say “I fear nothing... exCEPT FOR INSECTS DEAR GOD THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS”
“Hey, what’s that girl over there’s name?”
“Heard some dude call her Bee, but with an intoxicating grin like that... that’s definitely Ruby Barker.
“Heard some dude call her Bee, but with an intoxicating grin like that... that’s definitely Ruby Barker.
by Captain Snap April 09, 2021
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by edshread August 16, 2011
Georgie is a beautiful, sexy, charismatic, slightly prejudice man, his mother is no longer with his father, he has 3 brothers of varying age, one being addicted to skibbidi toilet, he lives in Maidstone, Kent, UK. brown hair blue eyes, 5'9-5'10, his favourite food is burger sauce, he's a Femboy who likes to wear mini skirts and thigh highs (yes pls papa Georgie). many women love him for who he is and hate him for who he isn't, his mother bears a deep hatred for him and his father loves him but is ginger. I'm 90% sure he is a product of incest and has webbed feet. Georgie has been my boyfriend (im a straight guy) for 3.5 years now and i love him so much.
Paris- "Do you know Georgie Barker?"
Eli Sage- "Let me tell you of Georgie Barker,
Stunningly handsome, a true heart-stirrer.
With deep blue eyes, like the endless sea,
And long brown hair, so wild and free—
He’s a beauty, impossible to forget."
Eli Sage- "Let me tell you of Georgie Barker,
Stunningly handsome, a true heart-stirrer.
With deep blue eyes, like the endless sea,
And long brown hair, so wild and free—
He’s a beauty, impossible to forget."
by DirtyDave2810 October 24, 2024
by Cool Caden February 04, 2020
The best gf in the world. The Jacobs just wish she could trust them but she can't. She's always loved by Jacob Day
Jacob: I love you Dae.
Random Person: Sorry bro she can't trust u because she's a Dae Barker and your a Jacob Day
Random Person: Sorry bro she can't trust u because she's a Dae Barker and your a Jacob Day
by Savagepitbull332 July 26, 2019
The best gf in the world. The Jacobs just wish she could trust them but she can't. She's always loved by Jacob Day
Jacob: I love you Dae.
Random Person: Sorry bro she can't trust u because she's a Dae Barker and your a Jacob Day
Random Person: Sorry bro she can't trust u because she's a Dae Barker and your a Jacob Day
by Savagepitbull332 July 26, 2019