musket balling

When you're getting freaky and you let someone shove malted milk balls in your ass and push it further in with a twix bar.

So I found a hobo and a raccoon in a dumpster and the bum was musket balling the fuck out of him.

by I have the milkshakes August 19, 2015

Cotton balling

The act of soaking a cotton ball in any type of alcohol until the cotton ball is saturated. One then places the cotton ball up their butt in order to quicken the effects of being drunk.

Dude, did you see Jeffery last night?
No, Why?
He was cotton balling out of his mind.

by MedMen October 15, 2010

Dawn Balling

When one coats their testicles in an abundance of dishwashing soap and teabags their partner. The viscous soap causes the recipient to aspirate creating a pleasurable oral gyration for the teabagger. Typically done when ones partner is verbally abusing them and needs their mouth washed out with soap.

My wife was cussing at me for coming home drunk again so I treated her to a Dawn Balling.

by Sampson Wild September 7, 2017

Osama Bin Balling

Osama Bin Balling The best basket ball player to ever live. Once took down 2 buildings.`

Man osama bin balling is so good

by PAPIOSAMA February 17, 2021

red balling

having sex so frantic and hard that your balls turn red from the constant slapping.

"Dude I so hooked up with that chick from last night"
"How was it man?"
"Dude I was Red Balling"
"Nasty!!!"

by rusty256 August 4, 2008

Meat-balling

Having sex while one's genitals (balls and shaft) are filthy dirty.

My girlfriend can't stand meat-balling; she even makes me wash my junk before she'll touch me.

After a long day of work, I meat-balled my girl before taking my shower.

by TheBoyz April 12, 2008

glue-balling

Derived from a pilot "The Hairy Situation". Mistook from an advertisement for Garnier Hair gel. It is when, during the act of sexual intercourse, the male puts on the gel and actively does it. Then about 4 minutes later the gel dries and the penis becomes stuck in the vagina.

My friend did glue-balling last year and was in the hospital for three whole months!

by Matthew Ung April 21, 2008