sink the boat

The act of taking a crap and using your urine to cut the feces in half.

'Dude, did you here about this fun game you can do in the bathroom called 'sink the boat'?

by rule69 April 11, 2014

boat loaded

To drink so much that one would think you have consumed the equivalent volume of alcohol which could be stored on a container ship.

Deaner actually pissed himself he was so drunk. He was boatloaded.

by Craigger May 13, 2005

boat cute

when sailors deployed aboard a U.S Navy vessel begin to lower standards for mate selection and see previously hideous females as boat cute

Ex: "That chick was ratchet as fuck, 4 months into deployment shes totally boat cute".

by Terry-VFA-97 January 12, 2014

boat ass

A condition which causes extreme itching of the ass cheeks, usually from being a giant pussy and sitting down while you fish. This condition is often confused with bleacher butt which is caused from being at a boring sporting event in which you ass itches from sitting down too much.

You better get up and fish before you get boat ass!

by cojudi August 28, 2014

Boat life

It’s like Salt life, but about boating, being on water. Partying on boats in summer. Drinking seltzer,bud light, any alcohol drink that exits.

Mike : What’s up weekend bro?
Dan : Boat life bruh!

John: How did you get em girls to go out with us?
Tyler: Told then it’s about that Boat life

by Yourfatwhitenieghbor January 28, 2020

Boat stare

Boat stare

The kind of disgruntled/uncomfortable expression on one's face after spending too much time on a boat.

Schnidi has spent the last five hours on a ferry.
Yeah you can tell that by looking at his face :/ he got that boat stare

by Boat stare guy July 9, 2021

Crack Boated

Used in a campaign to define a politician who previously may have used crack cocaine.

"I was crack boated by extremists"

by Scout1 January 17, 2008