by tash April 30, 2003
Get the beeatch mug.An alcohal induced illusion much like a miragewhere you find your existance altered to either a pleasant reality or a terrible nightmare. Beerages usually manifest in the bar or club scene when you are one of the last 9 people left, and you see the most beautiful woman ever before you. You go home with jenna jameson and wake up next to a 3rd generation inbread woman with leg braces, 4 teeth, and a mustache thicker than grizzly adams with the armpit hair to match, green stained undies and a crotch that smells like rotten cabbage.
"Dude, clark went home with a total swamp donkey last night. He definately was caught in a beerage!"
by papa Luig' July 22, 2007
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Get the beejackieism mug.A fat broad that dresses as if she were skinny. The knid that walk around with four rolls under her neck saying, "You know you want me and all this lovin."
by Samuel R. Preteroti November 25, 2003
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by Signor Turd May 25, 2003
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