battle boner

(n) An erection experienced after the blood lust of engaging in heavy combat and emerging victorious against a far inferior force. The stiffness and duration is directly proportional to the size of the enemy force destroyed and is often used by historians as a measure of the scope of the defeat suffered by the losing side.

After blowing up an entire column of enemy tanks, the pilot of the A-10 climbed out of his jet sporting a raging battle boner so hard and long he was at risk of suffering permanent damage.

by flying spaghetti monster 1 June 28, 2012

Batting Above His Average

When a male picks up a female substantially more attractive than all his previous efforts in women.

(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)

Terrance: Did you see Ugly Bob’s lady friend?!

Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!

Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!

by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009

batterball

A ball, or drop, of any semi-liquid mixture of flour combined with water. The most common examples of batterballs are the drops of cornmeal that are left over on the sticks of corndogs (usually located halfway down the stick where the hot dog ends and the stick begins) and the baby pancakes that are formed when drops of pancake batter fall onto the skillet or gridle, but are seperated from the actual pancake. Do not let the size and appearance of batterballs fool you, they are the tastiest food on Earth, if they qualify as a food.

Guy 1: Dude what do you call the leftover batter on a corndog stick?

Guy 2: A batterball.

guy 1: Oh... I guess that makes sense.

by SMSchoirboy October 22, 2011

Batteri Ting

Referring to a female who enjoys being around a lot of men. With the desire of sexual pleasure. Leading to what us know as a,”Gangbang.”

Ex.”That girls a batteri ting.”

by definitionerer December 14, 2017

battle-spack

a mong or disabled person who is used, for fun, as a object on which to ride into battle.

I used Bill as a battle-spack yesterday...I rode him to victory.

by alib2485 July 21, 2008

battery powered

Something that can give immense pleasure until the batteries are dead.

Women should never insert something battery powered into their bearded clam in case the battery leaks and burns them, but this doesn't stop Britians ever growing Rampant Rabbit using population.

Radio controlled cars, ipods, remote controls and vibrators are all battery powered.

by Jamie Douglas December 7, 2006

Battery Jack

The act of removing the batteries of a lesser needed electronic device power a more urgent one

Gamer 1: dude my controller is dead, and i don't have any batteries.
Gamer 2: then go battery jack your dvd remote's

by Z227933 January 19, 2010