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Autistic

A neurodevelopmental wiring of the brain. Some of the world's most successful people are autistic (Elon Musk, Alan Turing, (he was also gay!) Bill Gates), but bullshit 4chan users have turned it into a joke.
"Guy 1: Dude, why are you clumsy? Are you autistic?"

"Guy 2: One: yes, two: if you're saying that as an insult go shit yourself"
by astroIogi December 15, 2023
mugGet the Autisticmug.

Autistic bitch

Jhett pullbrook
You’re being such a Jhett pullbrook right now because you’re a gay Autistic bitch
by See It's a word June 1, 2024
mugGet the Autistic bitchmug.

Autist

someone who acts like they have autism but don’t actually have it
Why is he making noises, he’s is being such an autist.
by MyBrothaTudus January 23, 2020
mugGet the Autistmug.

autistic eye contact

When autistic people (who are repulsed by eye contact in some fashion) make pseudo-eye contact by looking at whatever they look at instead of eyes to simulate eye contact. Can be for comedic or serious reasons.
The yippee all made autistic eye contact with each other.
by Wilbur Vincent February 21, 2024
mugGet the autistic eye contactmug.

autistic fish

carson: travis scott fish
giora: shut up you autistic fish
by meowowwowowowowowowowi October 3, 2021
mugGet the autistic fishmug.

Autistic Goofy Ass

A male or female that have Re-fuck glasses that make there eyes bigger then a RightNut and talk like a ghetto fuck face. Sometimes they are shorter then a premature boys cum shot.
Ghetto Ass One: you look like a damn acorn

Ghetto Ass Two: At least I don’t look like an Autistic Goofy Ass
by Free Ya Boi Shmurda May 28, 2018
mugGet the Autistic Goofy Assmug.

Hairy Autistic Wog stalker

Hairy Autistic Wog stalker term is frequently used to bring home the bacon and pretending that everybody knows his business in meaning trying to undress little girls with his eyes and taunting older women by singing love songs such as ''Sharing the night together '' By Dr hook and using the bacon to lure in the older mammoth that drives his sexual desires crazy this particular person loves to watch a good old scratch in the back of the neck of a TOP OF THE LINE SEXY BITCH Whilst punching his best friend in the face and masturbating in his face.
Older women : OMG my sexy man has gone to jail what will ;ife be without him im left here with this curly wand with scabies on his chest oh man i am even tempted to try voldemorts son over there cursing the wall an picking on the innocent girl

Younger Girl : When is Hairy Autistic Wog Stalker getting back the Stupid Son of the devil never arked up this much until he was gone damn must i be the only one to find something wrong with this picture or be the only person with morals to know it is truly wrong to love men in so many colors and sizes geezer this is something that is deffs called a puchero .
by She can sing man skinny too September 26, 2019
mugGet the Hairy Autistic Wog stalkermug.

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