asswinsidepeople

1. means the same as assume

dont asswinsidepeople...it makes an ass outta winsidepeople

by BARDO May 2, 2004

asswipe

undeserving of anal consideration

smelly like toilet paper

pejorative of anal uncleanliness

i can believe what an asswipe that guy is

u asswipe..clean up ur act!!!

by nanza63 November 11, 2010

asswidget

A comeback name for someone who is being a dick.

What the fuck Tom? You're an ASSWIDGET!

by wings of wax July 28, 2011

Asswipe

Another word for toilet paper, pronounced As-weep-eh.

John (talking on the phone): Hang on a second there, bill, I have to use a asswipe.

by Shabangshwa95<3 February 13, 2009

asswagon

An asswagon is a person in a wheelchair. It can be said that their ass moves by wagon.

Stephen Hawking is funnier than Anne Frank because he is an asswagon.

by Adolph Goatse April 13, 2003

asswagon

a car driven by a Teabagger (i.e. someone that is an avowed supporter of the Tea Party movement).

There goes another asswagon to the Palin "I'm not quite ready to declare" non-Presidential rally

by Swainly July 27, 2011

asswipe

Shit residue.

After brushing one's anal region with absorbant paper tissue, the semi-liquid matter that appears to form a brush or perhaps a feather-like pattern. It is quickly examined, rated and disposed.

by vince February 26, 2004