assholistic

adjective used to describe a cultural practice where one is frequently an asshole to the point they can't tell the difference between reality and their stupid opinions. it is often found in the corporate, art, and internet cultures.

1. don't be yourself. the boss is assholistic.
2. no way i'm working with her on this film. she is an assholistic cunt.
3. this is an assholistic chat room.

by jeepndesert May 3, 2008

Bag of Smashed Assholes

Used to describe a very foul smell. Usually that emits from the gluteus maximus (buttocks). Equivalent to what a tipped over port-o-pottie smells like.

Damn, Paul just farted! That smells like a Bag of Smashed Assholes.

by pstage May 14, 2008

excuses are like assholes

everybody's got one

Excuses are like assholes, everybody's got one!

by cati May 21, 2004

can of crushed assholes

to have an ugly face, to be unattractive.

When my sister was born my dad said her face looked like a can of crushed assholes.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

Assholier

a person that becomes so rotund and bloated in their demienor beyong the confines of the singular word 'asshole' becomes 'ASSHOLIER'

michael was being such an asshole then he goes and eats a baby, now hes even assholier

by Joe Radd October 4, 2006

Assholes

n.

The random childish fuckwads that Urban Dictionary allows to keep rejecting perfectly good definitions for no reason whatsoever.

Person One: Goddamn it! What fucking assholes!
Person Two: What's wrong, dude?
Person One: Nothing; just those motherfucking assholes again.
Person Two: The Urban Dictionary editors?
Person One: Yeah. Urban Dictionary shouldn't just allow any old random assholes reject definitions because they have nothing better to do.

by Dremora Valkynaz April 2, 2015

bag full of assholes

Either something horrendously ugly, or horrendously foul smelling. Oregon, possibly West Virginia early to mid 20th century.

That dog looked smelled worse than a bag full of assholes

by Super Sutphin May 27, 2006