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Ansley Ashtray

When you put out a cigar on a strippers back
Imagine you’re at the Diamond cabaret strip club in Denver and you’re in the back getting a lap dance from Mary smoking a cigar like a big dog VIP. Mary has these big ol knockers that one hand can’t handle, so you perform the Ansley Ashtray and free up the other hand. She ends up enjoying the Ansley ashtray kink and proceeds to suck you off for a happy ending.
Ansley Ashtray by Titancream November 5, 2022
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Ciel astre phantom

Assassin and princess of the phantom corp mafia. Daughter of lord henryk and fiance to prince Jay and princess carmana.The puppy dog of the estate. Has a rather large feline christened midnight and her whereabouts are unknown at this time. Past owner of the Dice culteration and the winner of many Grand Prix horse competitions.
Ciel astre phantom is the scariest assassin we know

Florida Ashtray 

a beer can that is used to ash a cigarette or cigar
Ah fuck, my cigar burnt my leg. Anyone got an empty beer can for a Florida ashtray?

Melbourne Ashtray 

A Melbourne ashtray is when you use the rim of someone’s anus to extinguish a cigarette.
I was in a motel and there were no ashtrays so I used my girlfriends ass as a Melbourne ashtray instead.

Youngstown ashtray

When a vagina is ashed on by a cigarette and queefed back out in a small ash cloud.
This stripper gave me the ol’ Youngstown ashtray and it smelled like an old book.

Daddy's Little Ashtray 

putting a ciggie out in a girls mouth whilst spitting on them
HUD-Z is daddy's little ashtray

Asshole used as an ashtray

There is a particular stench associated with certain people who have essentially given up on hygiene in the US. You will know it when you smell it.
After a long night of slumming at Three Teeth Sports Bar, Pete came stumbling through the door, thoroughly sauced and stinking like an asshole used as an ashtray.