Definitions by RetardCumMuncher69

Hobart Polyp Popper 

A Hobart Polyp Popper is a homemade device that is improvised from a dildo and an electric power drill,
Such device is made by attaching a dildo to the end of a drill and then proceeding to put it on maximum speed.

My boyfriend and I were having trouble in the bedroom so I decided to create a Hobart polyp popper to solve our bedtime dilemmas.

Hobart Polyp Popper by RetardCumMuncher69 April 15, 2024

Melbourne Ashtray 

A Melbourne ashtray is when you use the rim of someone’s anus to extinguish a cigarette.

I was in a motel and there were no ashtrays so I used my girlfriends ass as a Melbourne ashtray instead.

Melbourne Ashtray by RetardCumMuncher69 April 15, 2024

Birmingham Enema 

When you put an m80 firecracker in your anus and light the fuse causing your asshole to flay open like Ronnie McNutt’s cranium.

A stupid cunt broke into my house so I hogtied the fucker and gave him a Birmingham Enema.

Birmingham Enema by RetardCumMuncher69 April 15, 2024