Apron

The overlapping gut on a morbidly obese person. To be a true apron it must cover no less than 40% of the genitals. The lower the apron, the greater the obesity. Apronage

Did you see the apron on that enormo? It was a real knee-banger!

by Scandanavian746 June 10, 2010

Seal of Approval

When one does something then looks to another to "approve" an action whether it be good or bad.

4 year old John and his 6 year old sister are playing a game with each other, John decides to be naughty.

John: Your stupid!

*John looks at his parents to see if they were listening*

**this action is called Seal of approval it can be spotted easily among children looking for attention.

by Scardina October 23, 2010

approaching

The act of ejaculation among women and men alike, as long as it is completed through a second party.

Him: IMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM APPROACHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Him 2, enter stage left: LETS APPROACH TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Dr. Georgina Phalangie MD February 19, 2018

apron

A green lap-cloth that Mormons don during the Temple Ceremony. It should be representative of the apron Adam and Eve put on themselves after they disobeyed God. It is green. Even though God told them to take off their aprons, and He gave them clothing made out of animal skins, Mormons keep "The Apron of Disobedience" on when they go through the Veil into the Celestial Kingdom. A constant reminder through all the eternities, of their primal disobedience against God's word, their fall from grace, and their shame over their own nakedness.

Brethren and sisters, put on your aprons.

We are instructed to clothe you in the Robes of the Holy Priesthood. Place the robe on your left shoulder. Place the cap on your head with the bow over the right ear, replace the apron, tie the girdle with the bow on the right side, remove the slippers from your feet, and put them in again as part of the temple clothing. You may now proceed to clothe.

by Imammoron who begat Umoron June 16, 2010

approxamile

the width of David Yow's smile

Your smile, approxamile wide!

by Stefonamus June 29, 2009

Approachable

Appearing friendly, or easy to talk to.

"She walks down the hallway wearing a leather jacket, to observers she appears approachable."

by Suspiciously Mq January 9, 2021

fat apron

occurs in fat people where a mass of fat develops below the belly button and grows longer and eventually coves the vagina and penis. real sex killer. the big hanging thing in pictures on ere.

his fat apron can dance its that big

by bjkba kb f April 4, 2008