The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves

A funny thing to reply with (because almonds don’t lactate) when somebody asks, “What are you doing up so early?”.

Kyle: What are you doing up so early?

Rob: The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves.

And then everyone claps 👏

by 1234Life July 4, 2022

Hershey Milk Chocolate with Whole Almonds

A long rectangular piece of chocolate produced to hold only three almonds and waste your time!

Wow! This Hershey Milk Chocolate with whole almonds tastes like literal dog butt!

by HersheyMilkChocolateAlmonds December 27, 2021

Almond cookie simp

best people in the world! people that simp for a cookie run kingdom character known as "almond cookie"!!!

"im an almond cookie simp!"

"cool! me too!"

by muffinq October 11, 2021

almond milk

almond milk is better for you then milk, accept it, it takes a little while to get used to, BUT AT LEAST IT DOESNT GIVE YOU DIABETES. to all of my friends...
milk, is stupid, look it up online, i dont feel like explaining everything to you

almond milk is better for you then milk.

by brontesaurus-sex December 21, 2006

almosthrow-up

When you throw up a little in your mouth.

After running too hard right after eating. Swallow. "Ugh. I almosthrow-up in my mouth."

by moxyrodney July 5, 2010

Almosy

When a group of people decide to move as one.

Lets almosy down to the pool and take a dip.

by Elios26400 June 18, 2016

Almost ready

The term 'Almost ready' is common used by girls.
It means that you will have to wait for another hour before going to the place you were going.

Boy: We need to go now otherwise we can't make it!
Girl: I am almost ready!

by Yeet master in the army November 12, 2017