alternative frum

The proper term for "JINO."

I'm not a JINO, you bigot. I'm alternative frum.

by Queen Buttrix May 13, 2021

adult album alternative

Not to be confused with "adult alternative", though it often is and kind of overlaps with it sometimes. Used to describe radio stations that play everything in rock that's typically not too "aggressive" or not too "soft", from The Beatles and Bob Dylan to The Shins and Modest Mouse and everywhere in between. Should NOT include John Mayer, Jason Mraz, James Blunt, etc. though unfortunately it often does. Sadly, most of the stations that play it tend to be closer to adult alternative than adult ALBUM alternative.

{adult album alternative} {adult alternative} {The Beatles} {Bob Dylan} {The Shins} {Modest Mouse}

by SomeKindaGuy April 22, 2009

Queen of alternative

Queen Mother, Lana del Rey

Bestie, have u ever listened to the queen of alternative?

-Yes, she wrote NFR
Omg, AOTY

by folkilomilo September 12, 2020

Alternative Facts

Lies

The Trump Administration is a Cornucopia of Alternative Facts!

by In4it4real January 31, 2017

Alternative Facts

Totally not lies.

Don't be so overly dramatic about it, Chuck. You're saying it's a falsehood, and our press secretary, Sean Spicer, gave alternative facts to that.

by СукаБлять February 3, 2017

alternative swearwords

There are many kinds of alternative swearwords, they are used for many reasons ranging from you don't want to get in trouble to you wanna look cool in front of your friends. Some examples: (note to add "er" or "ing" or whatever on the end use appropiate)
Fuck = Funk
Shit = Shnizz, Shizz, Shnizzle
Dick = Dink
Twat = Twit
Piss = Wizz
Those are some free tasters! Make you're own up!

Examples of alternative swearwords being used in day to day life:
"Funk you, you funking piece of shnizz!"
"You funker! How could you be so stupid!"
"Go suck Jerry's dink you funking fag!"
"Ah ya twit!"
"Wizz off moron!"
"Oh yeah I'm down with the shnizzle!"

by Sean Knox September 20, 2006

alterna-muffin

A hot alternative or punk girl. Tattoos and piercings are key.

Remember that alterna-muffin we met at the Blink concert last weeekend? Yeah, I tapped that!

by N Jacobs August 24, 2004