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Alexa

This bitch is being such an alexa
by 21 Savag August 19, 2017
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Alexa

Name for a cute, bubbly girl. Usually starts out as innocent, but is easily corrupted. Alexas usually don't have large breasts or rears. They really like to get freaky in the bedroom though, being huge fans of anal, bondage, and other kinky stuff. Alexas are just all around fun to be with.
Girl 1: I heard that girl likes anal and blumpkins!
Girl 2: Wow, what a slut!
Girl 1: No, she's just an Alexa.
by Kyle.jpg October 22, 2014
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alexa

A web traffic ranking site that tells people at any given moment which website is the most visited. Shows stats of such ranking for most countries.
I searched Alexa this morning and look, google is number one again, shit I lost my bet this week!
by wwwgownsshopcom December 25, 2007
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Alexa

Alexa is the most fakest person you will ever meet in your life. She will try to become so so close to you but everything you tell her she goes straight to her bff since pre-k and tells her everything, not just her bff but her whole SQUAD. Squad as in the most fakest people in your grade.

She is known as "Alexa ______" everyone knows her if you say her first & last name. And that's not a good thing, even tho everyone including herself thinks it is.
She is the most mischievous person ever.

She sends nudes to all the upperclassmen, that's why all the guys want to talk to her. Every girl is jealous of her because she is well known & thinks that all the guys want her bc she's beautiful when really every guy wants her bc she is easy & she will give them what they want.

Not to mention she actually looks like a man in the face lmao. She thinks her butt is big & wears her jeans up her ass crack. She also tries showing off her "muscular thighs" that she thinks she has.

She is the worst friend ever, and you will realize that after getting super close to her for about 6-12 months. Then you'll realized she was the one who told all your secrets & shit.
Alexa's are pathetic & she will trick u into anything so be careful and DO NOT GET CLOSE TO ONE EVER!!!!!!
1. "Omg is Alexa going to be there?!"
"Yes that's why we're going!!!!"
2. "Omg is Alexa going to be there.."
"Yes that's why we're definitely not fucking going"

3. "Dude the only people I told were u & Alexa & now everyone knows. That's how I know YOU told"
"Are. You fucking. Kidding me. I'm not even going to tell you what's wrong with what u just said u crazy ass motherfucker"
by Slut, hoe, bitch, man face October 25, 2015
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Alexa

someone who has their smart moments that lasts like 3seconds and is a Coochie Pickle. Alexa's are typically dumb and sometimes need to be deported. Alexa's usually fall in love with men named Patrick Durkin.
What an Alexa
by picklepapii March 25, 2017
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Alexa

A big fat weeaboo who is white and is an art thief and will everything in plain sight
Person A: You see that weeaboo over there?

Person B: Yeah, That’s an Alexa.
by shrekismydad August 17, 2019
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alexa

Damn that teacher has a big alexa.
by sus.carmel December 13, 2018
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