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I'm going to take my ball and go home!

I want to be in control of the situation and if I can't then no one is going to be allowed to be happy about the outcome.

The expression comes from the playground where one kid, the one who owns the soccer ball or basket ball, doesn't get his way in the game. If he doesn't get his way then he gets mad and punishes those who are unwilling to accept his mandate. He does this by taking his ball and going home thus ending the game and any fun the participants were having.

The expression "I'm going to take my ball and go home" when directed at an individual is used to illustrate the individual's immaturity when that person can't get his way and no longer wants to be a participant in the game or a contributor to Coach Clappy's offense.
Suzie: "Jordy sounds like a little bitch who says: I'm going to take my ball and go home!
by Derek Elston's beard... February 26, 2011
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Kum and go

When you go on omegle and convince a girl to show you her titties, you immediately cum, then leave
Yo Brian I just pulled a kum and go on this fine ass bitch last night
by Big thicc oof October 25, 2018
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Cum and Go

when a douchebag leaves his pregnant girlfriend/wife, specifically shortly after finding out she is pregnant. this act is one of the reasons why men do not deserve rights. if you do this youre gay.
"dude, whyd you break up with sally"
"ugh, shes pregnant, gross"
"ahh, the good ol' cum and go"
"wanna have fuck now, ryan?"
"hell yeah jake"
by Lesbionage June 21, 2020
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stop and go's

when you beat sams meat and he cums in ya eye
by Some Dweebus September 4, 2016
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Hide and go Seek

Fucking a chick in your position of choice with a condom in her apartment/house. The additive to this is that you then find out that she actually lives with her boyfriend who is currently out of town, so you intentionally leave the condom and/or it’s wrapper on his side of the bed or amongst his belongings so that he finds it when he comes back and leaves her lyin bitch ass
Did you hook up with that chick Er nah?

“Yeah I did bro, had to pull a hide and go seek though”

Oh fuck. What a cheating bitch.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
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smoke a bowl and go bodies

More so, a way of life, than a phrase. Many potheads/bros wouldnt be seen saying this, but others that arent bros or potheads would be. its a phrase or action to refer(or make fun of) to pot smoking bros that just wanna fight people and smoke ;D
Skate kid- "Hey man. lets go skate. maybe we can smoke a bowl and go bodies"

Other Skate Kid- "hahaha yea man. DGAF for life"
by Yucaipa skate rat May 14, 2011
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stop and go

bop and hoe or ho
me: adria stop and go
adria: oh u bitch
me: eenie meenie miny HOE
adria: oh no u didnt gurl
me: bipity BOPETY boop
adria: OH
by /\n0n0/\/\0us March 27, 2005
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