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Wanna be Hawkins Troll Bitch

A girl who thinks she is so smart and can get away with anything, but unfortunately for her she is so stupid it's only a matter of time before she is going down to Trollville. Inserts herself in the lives of others and causes drama because she is nothing and will never be or have anything. A girl who wants to be a Hawkins and will sleep with anyone in the Hawkins family to try to become one.
Gwen not only fucked my father but gave him a disease in the process. She is so fucking stupid it is unbelievable. She thinks she's a know-it-all, but what she doesn't know is that she is nothing but a Wanna be Hawkins Troll Bitch and never stood a chance of being a Hawkins and that pussy husband of hers just sat back and watched hoping to reap the benefits of his fat whore of a wife
by trollwatcher November 6, 2012
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Justin Rashad Hawkins (Jhawk)

A very loving, caring, honest, faithful, smart, helping, strong, genuine man. He is someone that you can go to when you've had a bad day & he will make you smile. He cares and worries about people and making sure they are happy before he worries about pleasing him-self. The big bright smile he wears on his face is bright enough to light up the world. He can also be a very confusing guy. He knows what to say at all times, and doesn't ever bite his tongue. He tells you how he feels about you and how much you mean to him all the time, so you will never forget. He is the guy that keeps you strong, the one that won't ever let you fall. He will catch you from a fall off the tallest building in the world. He is a very persistent man.
He can be annoying sometimes but at the end of the day .. he is the only person in the world that i want to share my entire life with ....

He is simply my everything.
Justin Rashad Hawkins (Jhawk) has changed me for the best & he always keeps a smile on my face.

I'm in love with this guy, and his name just happens to be Justin Rashad Hawkins (Jhawk).
by puddles ((: January 2, 2011
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Hawking radiation

Hawking radiation is a theory created by Steven Hawking that blew every scientists mind because for years everyone thought that nothing could escape a black hole and Hawking proved them wrong by showing that electromagnetic radiation could escape.
Hawking radiation proved a lot of sceintists wrong
by Soposh8r May 20, 2018
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Hawkin

The sweetest, funniest boy with the prettiest eyes
Hawkin is the loml.
by periwinkle# December 8, 2019
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The Hawkins

The process of easing the concerns of what used to be the hottest girl in high school while she is overweight and vulnerable by offering to have sexual intercourse with her. While engaging in sexual activity from the doggy style position, grab 3 to 4 BK Chicken Fries™ and insert them into her anus. Her cries may sound painful, but secretly that fat fuck loves the validation you're giving her. Finish on her forehead and then slip into the night never to be seen again and then post the pictures on Social Media.
I've been feeling a little self conscious lately and I guess Blake noticed because he totally pulled the Hawkins on me!
by FriendofBlake March 27, 2015
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Stephen Hawking

When getting a sloppy hummer while having your prostate speedbagged by a tiny midget’s index finger..you bust a nut so hard you nearly faint, grunt loudly and uncontrollably shit the bed… all while your face and hands contort to resemble famed theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking.
“Bro..last night I swiped right on this sus skank and end up Stephen Hawking all over the back seat of her accessible Chrysler minivan”
by Mick Hockiner October 19, 2022
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a steven hawkins

when some one gives you and answer that's neither true nor a lie.but entirely made up.
steve says " what colour is the sky?"

dans reply " its a relative concept, when you think about it"

steve " what the f are you going on about thats clearly a steven hawkins "
by borris planet September 5, 2013
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