poo crusties

little brown freinndss dried in the crackk of ur assss holeee, flakesss that are caughtt in ur bum hair thats itchy andd stinkky and even when u showerr they dont vome out unless they are moistt so u gottta open ur bum cheeks wide

I had sex with you and when we were doing 69 you tuned over and your poo crusties slipped out and I almost chaked in yer face.

by Danica poosnig March 9, 2009

poo dud

An extra butthole that does not work. Some people have these and its a shame.

Can also be used to belittle a person.

you mean he has an asshole that doesn't work? Like a poo dud?

You little poo dud.. you ate my last Oreo.

by iCutter September 20, 2009

Poo-linky

The act of poo falling down the stairs in a slinky like motion.

The Poo-linky could be a single turd flipping end over end down the stairs, or diarrhea cascading down the stairs.

by scotche December 2, 2009

Ten in the Poo

Double anal fisting

"Dude, she's such a ho, she took ten in the poo and I still didn't touch the sides!"

by circuit38 December 14, 2009

warm poo

An ironic synonym for 'hot shit'.

My GOD that girl is warm poo! I think I've just splunged in my knickers.

by LukeT September 19, 2007

Caca-poo

A piece of poop that is very big and smelly. Used as an insult. Not an object. Often used in times of anger or frustration. Usually, a word comes before Caca-poo such as "stupid," to emphasize your statement.

Totally, he was such a stupid caca-poo today. Ugh.
That dumb caca-poo should poo in a caca.

by tiork June 13, 2018

chicken poo

When ones nipples are hard and you can see them through their shirt.

Dude look over at becky, Major chicken poo!

by PpobNoremac April 18, 2017