Count Dankula

The guy who stole Buddha and turned him from a cutie to a Nazi who wants to gas the Jews. Imagine the next day Buddha does Sieg Heil to the owner how big of a bs that is.

“Count Dankula, do you wanna gas the Jews?”

by LikeXD31 March 13, 2020

Dankrupt

When one spends all their money on weed before anything else

“Yo wanna go get some food?”
“Can’t I’m dankrupt”

by WattyDaddy June 4, 2018

b-dankadank

A big pussy, particularly one with a big toe (camel toe), visible through heavy clothing.

That ho has one monster b-dankadank!

by Hi-C April 17, 2006

danktron

An alcoholic beverage prepared by putting one ounce of high quality marijuana into a handle of Patron tequila and allowing it to sit for four months before drinking

"Man, I was so fucked up after taking a shot of that Danktron. I blacked out early."

by Danktron420 November 30, 2009

Dankster

Like a memester but more edgy/offensive/sly. Finding new ways to make memes, yet still making them dank.

"Woah, that's one edgy dankster!"
"That's not a memester it's a dankster."
"Show some respect to that dankster!"

by lelanime December 24, 2016

Danka

Slang for penis.

Stop playing with your danka!

by D-Spice September 13, 2016

Dank420

The most vile disease a messageboard or forum can acquire.

Person 1: Why are you annoyed with the boards?
Person 2: We got a dank420 on our hands.

by fobrleet February 27, 2010