gay as a bluebird

As gay as any bird species. For many birds such as chinstrap penguins homosexuality is common.

That guy was as gay as a bluebird

by Rodolfo S.J, August 20, 2017

Tight as a dot

A phrase used when describing some bomb ass pussy.

"Dude. That girl's pussy was tight as a dot!"

by WubalubaAids August 22, 2017

Squeaky as a Button

The phrase you use when someone is both clean and cute.

Gracie, you’re lookin squeaky as a button today!

by sidney.shrek November 16, 2017

cross as a bear with a sore bum

Easily angered. Lookin' fer a fight!

Child: I hate math homework!!
Parent: Now, now... you're as cross as a bear with a sore bum.

by Pousquella April 20, 2018

lit as a pinecone

When you are so lit you just say random shit and fuck a limp dick

Tina was as lit as a pinecone

by REB VoDkA January 24, 2018

smooth as a gravy sandwich

An ultra modern, cool and hip way to say someone is a clutz

Bob drops his coffee on his love interest. Tom says "Smooth as a gravy sandwich Bob"

by The illustrious moustache May 7, 2018

Feel as a magnet

To be attractive to other people

Feel as a magnet is great!

He feels as a magnet as soon as I enter in a disco

by EngConnection March 8, 2018