chinstrap

According to Murphy from Sealab one could assume that chinstrap means:

1. A jerk
2. A jock
3. An asshole
4. Anyone you do not like
5. or anyone named Marco
::punches guy in the face::
"How do you like me now, chinstrap!?"
by l=f(d) April 07, 2006
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The thing that keeps a helmet on your head.

Makes you look goofy, which is hard to do since you already have a helmet on your head and you're forty-seven.
"Bob... Bob, seriously."

"What now, Stan?"

"Bob... fucking unbuckle your chinstrap."

"Then what's the point of the helmet, Stan, huh, what then?"

"Then you fucking take the helmet off! You're an embarassment to men. Look, look at that five-year old over there. She's got a helmet on. Your forty-seven, Bob. Wait, just watch this... hey little girl?"

"What you old hags?"

"What do you think of this guy..." *thumbs over*

"The douchebag with that helmet?"

"Hey, I'm not a douchebag you little punk! And you have a helmet on too!"

"Um, yeah, because my mom tells me to; and it's also where I store my weed. Want some?"

"Fuck yeah, how much for a dime?"

"Stan wtf?!"
by cag April 01, 2007
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A chinstrap is when kids grow a beard and wear a hat 24/7. So, it appears that his beard keeps his hat on his head.
Yeah, I know who you're talking about; the guy with the chinstrap and the non prescription glasses.
by nolipz the midnight marauder October 23, 2003
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To be 'on your chinstrap', means that you are knackered and absolutely positively cannot go on. You're fucked up good and proper.
Military Slang.
"I can't go on, I'm on my chinstrap here."
by Diego July 29, 2003
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Incarceration Term-
A hard and heavy blow the chin as a form of minor punishment in prison/jail. Usually given for minor incursions. A head will tell a torpedo to administer the chinstrap.
Johnny Boy lost two of his teeth last night when our head told a torpedo to give him a chinstrap.
by Fumanchewd October 26, 2006
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Utterly knackered...AKA breathing out of your arse...refers to the fact that you're hanging on by the chinstrap of your helmet.
I ran 10k's last night, I was utterly chinstrapped afterwards.
by HeeBeeGB July 24, 2006
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Refers to the style of facial hair given instantaneous worldwide prominence in the wake of Whitey Ford aka Everlast from the Irish rap group House Of Pain. Pencil-thin crawl of hair alone the jawline,optionally including moustache with demerit points. Who sports the Chinstrap: Everlast,Gotti boys,50 cent,Norte Dame Fighting Irish Leprechaun,Italians,Irish,White Boys,Latinos,Blacks and so on. Better term: Chinstrap Beard.
1. Yo I can't see my girl yet I got to get my chinstrap lined up and get my hair faded.

2. Yo who changed my settings on my facial trimmer?

3. Yo Vinnie when is Joey going to get out of the bathroom he is trimming his chinstrap but he has been in there for an hour now.

by bigryhn October 27, 2005
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