Wafflette

The result of making an omelette in a waffle maker. The omelette then resembles the shape of a waffle.

Janet: hey you want a wafflette?

Karen: umm yes of course

Janet: (cracks 4 eggs right into the waffle maker)

4-8 minutes later...
Janet: Hands Karen an omelette in the shape of a waffle

Karen: (takes a big bite) and says, This is the best wafflette I’ve ever tasted

Janet: (gives a big thumbs up to Karen)

by Ohfuckthat11 January 23, 2018

waffle semen

waffle house mashed with waffle cum and Mexican semen

Can I get some Waffle Semen with my Coffee?

by ayylmao3255 February 7, 2018

wafflecide

On the morning of day two of a cross-country road trip, I stopped for breakfast at a Waffle House Resturaunt which was located on the west side of, Columbus, Ohio. I sat at the counter and was handed a menu. An older fellow sat down next to me. The waitress yelled out from the back of the kitchen,"What Yah Having Joe." Joe responded, "my usual". After Joe left I asked the waitress, "how did you know his order?" She responded, "well I better know it, he comes in every morning and has the same thing." Later that day I began thinking what eating at a Waffle House would do to a person's cardiovascular system. That is when I came up with the word, "Wafflecide". "Wafflecide," is the act of committing suicide by "Waffle House ."

After years of depression and self-loathing, Bill committed, wafflecide. The medical examiner made the determination of death upon finding the telltale signs of a Wafflecide induced, "cardiac occlusion." A "Wafflecide Induced Cardiac Occlusion," presents as a complete filling of the interior cavity of the heart muscle with an orangish fat. The fat cells form a shape that resembles a "Waffle House," waffle. Of course, with no room in the fat-filled heart for blood, the heart dies and with it the"Waffle House" sad fellow, but he loved his cheese covered waffles.

by allanrdaz May 22, 2018

Waffle House

A place where four people have been killed by a local PUBG player.

Did you hear about the WAFFLE HOUSE shooting?

by Ghosnext May 29, 2018

Waffles

Waffles are Pancakes with abs
No questions needed

"I want Pancakes with abs"
"Don't you mean waffles?"

by LifeSucks101 June 10, 2018

waffle-iron

Someone who supposedly is a brave/strong person with "nerves and/or abs of steel", but who in reality totally wimps out and merely makes vague and indefinite remarks/excuses (i.e., "waffles") whenever a situation arises for him to actually assist/defend/protect someone or do anything else of any real use/effectiveness, especially in cases where his acting/intervening would risk offending others who are "important" to either him or others close to him.

Frustrated child: Anytime my parents are away, I'm always told to ask my Uncle John anytime I need help/advice with anything or to settle any disputes I may have with others, but he usually either claims to be too tired/busy or just smiles amusedly at my tearful complaining tirades and pretends not to understand what my problem is. What a waffle-iron!

by QuacksO June 14, 2018

Waffleslapper

The act of slapping a women on the face of her vagina causing bruising and squirting.

Susan: "Josh you're a total waffleslapper".

Josh: "I made you pee tho".

Susan: "It did feel really good".

by I have lived these moments. June 15, 2018