Child

Tommyinnit

“Oh that’s the child’s fault”
(Other person l) “TOMMY”

by Froggyislost March 6, 2022

Child

a child is a young human between the ages of 0 to 18 years old. they require much attention mainly in the first 10 years of life. It is the parents job t look after a child until they are 18.

that child is quite loud.
how is it looking after a child?
do you think that child will make a mess with the paint?
does that child over there seem lost to you?

by Her grace, Queen Candle the II April 11, 2021

Child Predator

The definition of someone wanting to have sex with a child.

Bob: I want to be a child predator!
Alex: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by I'm on MISERY! November 12, 2023

Child fucker

Your uncle/male pe teacher

Jake: yo wanna go to a childs hospital
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: no i cant
Jake:why?
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: because im a child fucker. Of course

Jake: me too...thats why i wanted to go.
Ihaateniggers69itouchminors:we can still go...
(They stare in eachothers eyes and then start molesting eachother by shoving a rottiserie chicken in there ass)

by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025

Childe

The sexiest ginger to ever exist, you’ll bust a fat fucking nut just by looking at him. And the amount of money that man has is unreal..and the amount of stamina that man has in sex..

“Oh my god I had the best sex of my life with childe last night, he’s so fucking kinky. I’m orgasaming just by thinking about it..”

“Really? I heard he has so much stamina in sex it’s unreal”

“We went 9 rounds, I don’t know I’m even walking right now. I may be pregnant”

“You’re gonna be a single mom lol”

by Cockokok July 30, 2021

poster child

A mural-sized painting or photo of an attractive youngster.

Having a poster child on da wall may or may not be comparably satisfying or enjoyable as having one or more real rug-rats around, depending on your own temperament, physical capabilities, financial situation, etc. On da one hand, just staring at a nice picture won't give you da uniquely-pleasurable experience of actually holding and caring for a warm living breathing pint-sized fellow human, but on da other hand, it will save you da time, effort, expense (especially if said offspring has a bratty/delinquent tendency, in which case extra clothing-store/toy-department purchases or fines/bail-money would be an additional concern), emotional trauma, etc. of raising actual in-da-flesh children.

by QuacksO December 2, 2023

Anti-child sexual preference

Aka. A.C.S.P.; When an individual is only sexually attracted to people who don’t want and or have children

Luke is only sexually attracted people don't want to have kids. He has an anti-child sexual preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021