The lead singer, primary songwriter and often guitarist of the alternative, psychedelic rock band The Dandy Warhols, a band he co-founded with the bands guitarist, Peter Holmstrom (Loew). The band originates from Portland, Oregon, United States. In 1999, he changed his last name from Taylor to Taylor-Taylor. Looks alot like a mix of Billy Zane and Angelina Jolie.
The Lawrence Taylor (LT) has the same origins as the Dirty Sanchez with a football twist. The LT is the act of have sex with a woman doggie style and sticking both of your fingers in her ass. Next you remove your fingers covered in shit and reach around to your her face. With each finger quickly apply the shit to her cheeks right below her eyes so it look’s like a football players “eye black”. As soon as she realizes what is happening she will freak out and try to tackle you like Lawrence Taylor. Thus your goal is to avoid her repeated tackle attempts by running around the house and turning on all the lights to make it more stadium like. For educed rage when being chased periodically pause and do a Heisman trophies pose.
Charlie: Damm bro, did you hear about what John did to that ho he was dating. He Lawrence Taylor'ed her ass!!
Silky: Damm shit below the eyes like eye black? That is fucked up she must have been pissed
Charlie: she sure was, she tried to tackle him for 5 min once she realized what happened.
Silky: Did he manage to get all the lights in the house before she caught him?
Charlie: Hell yeah John is quick, he even did a Heisman 1/2 was through.
Silky: Damm John keeps it real!..
Charlie: Mad real, now take two hits and pass so the blunt will last.
The baddest man that has ever step foot on this great planet. He is everything that is great in this world. The only person to ever beat Chuck Norris in a stare down.
Larry Taylor once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Larry roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Larry Taylor.
Larry Taylor does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.