donkey nut buckle

when you put a girl on her hands and knees and have sexual intercourse until you both ejaculate at the same time and creates a clog in both the vagina and penis urethra making the sexual organs cripple for a few days until the clog is fixed
John: "mate lets go out and get laid tonight"
Nick: "na cant mate, she hit me with the donkey nut buckle last night"
John: "..."
by nigger ching chong September 14, 2018
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Hawaiian Donkey Punch

Letting a Donkey stick their hooves in your lubed Anal cavity. Size doesn't matter.
by Alice18527 June 21, 2016
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Brazilian Donkey Honk

When you cum on the girls ass hole and shove your thumb in and out like honking a car horn.
Last night I bagged this milf and gave her the ole Brazilian donkey honk.
by Hung handsome and happy January 05, 2021
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Dirty Donkey-E

It's a anal "Donkey Punch" and as your partner lays out cold, you finish it off with a "Dirty Sanchez" by rubbing your dick across thier upper lip". Invented by a guy name Erik. Thus the name Dirty Donkey-E.
Police investigators where perplexed when they found a girl out cold with her pants down wearing a shit mustashe. They came to the conclusion that she had given the Dirty Donkey-E.
by sivebak October 06, 2011
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Fuck Faced Donkey

A person that is very annoying and has weird facial features
"Did you see her that fuck faced donkey"
by ThatPotatoAsh March 01, 2017
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donkey kong punch

The Donkey Kong Punch is a mixture of the donkey punch and the gorilla punch. When your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better and making her shit all over.
I donkey kong punched this chick last night. it was great but messy.
by Opi071694 December 09, 2010
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wet donkey jacket

a very thick winter coat worn in the U.K.-used as an example to illustrate the strength of a hard on
Dude 1:Did you see the rack on that blonde?
Dude 2:Did I ever,you could hang a wet donkey jacket on my cock right now
by bobbyt June 18, 2006
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