bladder just fell out of my asshole 

The term used to describe the feeling of weightlessness brought about by motion forces.

Bob: *drives over a big bump on the highway, at full speed in his 98 Camry with blown shocks*

Nate: Damn, my bladder just fell out of my asshole.

bladder just fell out of my asshole by Larry Saunders August 17, 2021

Compliant Asshole 

1) An Asshole who is a dick and finally falls follows the rules while still being an asshole

2) Anus which must be coaxed into pooping

3) Constipation which can be resolved but massaging your asshole into compliance.

"He's a Compliant asshole and finally following the rules after being reamed out"

" I took a poop and it took alot of effort, but i massaged my asshole into compliance"

" The asshole is finally compliant and following the rules"

Compliant Asshole by Adrenaline_x February 23, 2010

mc asshole

someone who is acting like an asshole but you are calling the person out with some humore

He didnt buy me anything, what a mc asshole
Pass the control mc asshole

mc asshole by TF1 June 20, 2011

garbage bag asshole 

Term describing the anus of a promiscuous homosexual male.

Damn, bro ... that bitch I brought home from Maneuver's last night had such a garbage bag asshole that I had to squeeze the ass cheeks around my cock so I could feel anything.

garbage bag asshole by CapnCrouton May 4, 2004

kick you a new asshole 

kicking somebodies ass so bad that get a new one
(it is a expression)

"you Phil last night i was killing you in madden"

shut up before i kick you a new asshole

kick you a new asshole by JamesGround Attorney at law July 2, 2010

Fondle your asshole 

Dicking around, fooling around when something needs to get done. Wasting time.

I am not going to wait around while you fondle your asshole, let's go!
Hey man, stop fondling your asshole and go get dinner!

Fondle your asshole by Mblue March 23, 2011

louisiana stuffed my asshole 

when a penis fucks a males vagina in its clitoris inside of the anus of me. normally a sore asshole tastes good. and then u shove my penis so hard up the ass it reverses the male genitalia and gives him a blowjob

megan fox got louisiana stuffed my asshole in her mouth

louisiana stuffed my asshole by urmom!!!!!!!12457894579235356 June 30, 2011