Alex bush

a man whose pubes are almost as big as his jazzy jizzy afro

man I saw Alex bush's pubes last night it went for miles

by wammistightpussyissowet69 October 5, 2019

Alex Sutherland

Alex is so fucking hot and sexy just looking at him makes you fall over and start moaning and gripping your bootlicious ass he smells like minty nostril hair and has the most lickable toes in the world. Alex is god and is same god-breed as shrek because he is just too good and alpha and shreksy and hottie patottie

I want Alex Sutherland's juicy gay toes, he's so hot and gay and alpha

by BobHasBigBooty April 2, 2023

Alexondria (or Alex)

a very smart girl, pretty, shy, funny she sees the best in everything not that many people can bother her she doesn't

let anything get to her, she's sensitive so don't break her heart she's the sweetest girl you'll ever meet she's impulsive has a little attitude can be annoying goofy asl has a lot of friends and she'll forgive you for everything and anything kinda depressed, b/c she's been through a lot she can sing and everyone secretly loves her best girlfriend you'll ever have so don't let her go and a good friend and she'll be your ride or die

Alexondria (or Alex) is defined as
Guy 1: look there goes alex
Guy 2; isn't that the smart girl in our class
Guy 1: yeah i think so she has like three honors and she's funny asl
Guy 2: isn't she manny's best friend
Guy 1: yep
more boys defined who alex is
Guy 1: you know alex
Guy 2: no who is she

Guy 1: only the finest, smartest, prettiest girl you'll ever meet.
Guy 2; I like her already

by cookiegierl89 May 31, 2018

Alex Hayden

The sweetest guy that I know even though he has a super big secret that could destroy his life but he trusts me to hold onto it and that’s why I love him because he has so much trust for me and let’s me know when things are crappy or when he feels upset or depressed he can always talk to me because no matter what happens he knows I’ll never break up with him I love him so much

Alex Hayden is my closest friend in the world and is my one true love and the only person I’ve ever loved this much

by camden hutchins October 19, 2018

alex dinic

young sexy man who drives a transam

a alex dinic is so sexy

by beef lord September 7, 2021

alex martinez

A Douchenerd who works at Yelp

For gods sake, please don't be Alex Martinez. It would be better if you were more like Christian.

by JahRenny March 17, 2017

Alex Henry

An obese child whose eyebrows look like pubes

Alex Henry thicc fat boy

by AlexHenryThicc October 24, 2018