Ass-hole surprise, the act of quickly and without warning, ramming your penis and or dildo into an unsuspecting females anus.
by Christianusaf July 23, 2016
Get the ass-hole surprisemug. When you wanna scrap with someone who is talking mad shit, getting disrespectful, or steps to you with an attitude.
John: You a punk ass bitch Michael.
Michael: You better shut the hell up John before I start to jump in yo ass.
Michael: You better shut the hell up John before I start to jump in yo ass.
by Chupapi16 February 20, 2023
Get the Jump in yo assmug. by Welchling July 19, 2015
Get the packet assesmug. Eric: hey check out my new kicks. Awesome right?
Jeremy: totally
Later
Jeremy: hahahahaha look at Eric’s booty-ass shoes
Jeremy: totally
Later
Jeremy: hahahahaha look at Eric’s booty-ass shoes
by anonymous June 9, 2021
Get the Booty-assmug. by Kyle the best bitch December 17, 2023
Get the Lesbian ass bitchmug. Having one's ass loaded down with such a heavy burden of the lies told about them that it drags on the ground.
"Poor lying-assed Dr. Fauci. When scumbags like Rand Paul pile their lies on his ass, it's a wonder he can move at all, much less move at the speed he does to serve America and the world as he fights against the terrible COVID-19 plague."
by Arcadia Berger January 26, 2022
Get the lying-assedmug. Mike: Its going to snow today
Uncle Paul: Monkey's Ass to that!
*phone rings
Uncle Paul: Monkey's Ass
Uncle Paul: Monkey's Ass to that!
*phone rings
Uncle Paul: Monkey's Ass
by Gius? November 4, 2024
Get the Monkey's Assmug.