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ass-hole surprise

Ass-hole surprise, the act of quickly and without warning, ramming your penis and or dildo into an unsuspecting females anus.
"Man, Jessica was so pissed, when I gave her an ass-hole surprise"
by Christianusaf July 23, 2016
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Jump in yo ass

When you wanna scrap with someone who is talking mad shit, getting disrespectful, or steps to you with an attitude.
John: You a punk ass bitch Michael.

Michael: You better shut the hell up John before I start to jump in yo ass.
by Chupapi16 February 20, 2023
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packet asses

A bunch of people or (group of people) being a bunch of asswholes
Those guys were being a bunch of packet asses.
by Welchling July 19, 2015
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Booty-ass

When Something is so trash/disgusting /ugly that just calling it ass or butt won’t suffice
Eric: hey check out my new kicks. Awesome right?

Jeremy: totally

Later

Jeremy: hahahahaha look at Eric’s booty-ass shoes
by anonymous June 9, 2021
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Lesbian ass bitch

"when I think of a lesbian ass bitch, I think of lola"
by Kyle the best bitch December 17, 2023
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lying-assed

Having one's ass loaded down with such a heavy burden of the lies told about them that it drags on the ground.
"Poor lying-assed Dr. Fauci. When scumbags like Rand Paul pile their lies on his ass, it's a wonder he can move at all, much less move at the speed he does to serve America and the world as he fights against the terrible COVID-19 plague."
by Arcadia Berger January 26, 2022
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Monkey's Ass

A statement of displeasure or a neutral affirmation.
Mike: Its going to snow today
Uncle Paul: Monkey's Ass to that!

*phone rings
Uncle Paul: Monkey's Ass
by Gius? November 4, 2024
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